To ensure Granny could see her doctor and feel more comfortable, Jed feigned illness. Soon, Mr. Drysdale and his physician, Dr. Clyburn, found themselves drawn into the deception, leading to a trial of Granny’s mountain remedies against a d…

After Granny snipped a lock of hair from Drysdale and Clyburn’s heads for one of her folk cures, Clyburn attempted to dissuade her from ever involving him in such practices again. Simultaneously, the Clampetts were anticipating the Possum D…

Before most folks are even stirring, Granny has everyone out of bed, readying the front yard for her garden. Mr. Drysdale, Miss Hathaway, and a particularly obstinate mule attempt to dissuade her, but to no avail. Meanwhile, Miss Jane escor…

Mrs. Drysdale suggested Elly for admission to an exclusive finishing school, believing such refinement would embarrass her and discourage the Clampetts’ presence; however, Miss Hathaway instead persuaded the other students that Elly represe…

Cynthia Fenwick insists her wealthy mother adopt a deliberately rustic style—what she calls the "Clampett Look"—whenever they visit the Clampetts, convinced that Elly Masternson possesses impeccable taste. This only serves to solidify the C…

Jethro expressed a desire to seek a courtship, so Jed took it upon himself to offer him some rudimentary instruction. Jethro found himself drawn to an entertainer named Chickadee Laverne and brought her back to the farm to meet his family. …

Jethro harbored a deep affection for Chickadee Laverne, though their understanding of “engagement” remained distinctly separate from the Clampetts’. Miss Jane, meanwhile, attempted to divert Jethro’s attention from Chickadee. As marriage ap…

J.D. Clampett, an actor struggling to find work, and his wife found themselves unexpectedly wealthy thanks to a banking error that deposited thirty-six million dollars into their account. Convinced that Mr. Drysdale had betrayed them and ab…

A recently arrived relative, "Cousin" Jake Clampett, quickly sets everyone abuzz—all except Jed—with talk of and preparations for a film he intends to make. Mr. Drysdale learns that Jed is poised to invest ten million dollars in the venture…

Mrs. Drysdale was determined to have a truly authentic Thanksgiving photograph, and to that end she arranged for Pilgrim costumes, two men dressed as Native American braves, and a live turkey. The turkey, however, proved elusive, escaping i…

Mrs. Drysdale was hosting a garden party and instructed the Clampetts to stay away. Misinterpreting her words, they believed she’d extended an invitation. Upon arriving, finding the gathering rather dull, Mrs. Drysdale discreetly ushered th…

To secure funding for his ambitious real estate venture, Mr. Drysdale approached the Widow Fenwick, intending to finalize the arrangement through a marriage uniting her with Jed Clampett, who was seeking a maternal figure for his daughter, …

Granny declares they have no friends in Beverly Hills. Mrs. Schuyler-Potts has dismissed Jethro from her school for causing disturbances. Mrs. Drysdale wishes to have Elly’s animals confined. The Clampetts yearn to return to the hills. Mr. …

Among the numerous presents Mr. Drysdale bestowed upon the Clampetts for Christmas were a television set, a small boat, and even a chimpanzee. Granny, regarding the television with suspicion, believed it to be an elaborate sort of washing m…

Granny’s adoration for the Western star, Quirt Manly, faltered somewhat upon his unexpected arrival at the farm. Though her disappointment was palpable, young Elly found herself quite taken with the actor. Meanwhile, Jed, ever eager to lend…

The family found themselves in a predicament at the mansion; hunting in Beverly Hills proved utterly fruitless. They contacted a catering service for assistance, only to be met with an unpleasant response. Meanwhile, at the bank, Mr. Drysda…

Old love letters from Jethro unexpectedly brought mountain man Lafe Crick and his daughter, Essiebelle, to Beverly Hills. Jethro anticipated marrying Essiebelle with great pleasure, until he observed a significant change in her figure. Essi…

Lafe Crick, a familiar acquaintance from back home, exploited Jed’s generosity and devised plans to profit from the Clampetts' newfound fortune. He cleverly persuaded Mr. Drysdale to offer him a position at the bank, ostensibly to safeguard…

Mr. Drysdale has suggested that Elly might consider a campaign for Queen of Beverly Hills. Misunderstanding entirely, the Clampetts believe this contest involves a literal running race. Consequently, Granny has declared her intention to par…

Lafe returned and managed to persuade Mr. Drysdale to offer him a position as nightwatchman at the bank, responsible for safeguarding the Clampetts’ funds. When Mr. Drysdale mentioned that only a portion of the money was held at the bank, L…

Ellie still met with Fred Penrod, while Lafe Crick attempted to orchestrate a courtship between his son, Dub, and her.

Mr. Drysdale’s ambition to whisk the Clampetts out for a deep-sea fishing trip was briefly derailed by Granny’s pronounced aversion to boats; however, he quickly adjusted his plans and took them instead to Marineland. Mistaking the large en…

Ellie summoned Dr. Martin from the zoo to examine her ailing dog, Duke. However, when a bug repellent salesman named Jim Gardner arrived, Granny mistook him for the veterinarian. Convinced he was not a “Critter Doctor” at all, but rather a …

To assist the country musicians Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs in finding a suitable city companion for Jed, Mr. Drysdale and Miss Jane decided to replicate their previous success: they would hold auditions to discover potential backup singe…

My grandmother grew weary of the television weather forecaster’s pronouncements of sunshine when rain was clearly on its way. She possessed a method for setting things right – her weather beetle, Cecil. Undeterred, she confronted the chief …

The arrival of Countess Maria caused a great stir in Beverly Hills, much to Mrs. Drysdale’s delight. Yet, she was determined to shield the countess from any contact with the local hillbillies. However, spring had arrived, and Granny was dis…

Jed received an invitation to the grand opening of Drysdale’s new Commerce Bank building. Granny, in her enthusiasm, was convinced he would be instrumental in its construction. He attended the party and quickly encountered two of Drysdale's…

A palpable buzz filled the hillbilly’s mansion when a parcel arrived from back home. It contained all manner of goods unavailable in Beverly Hills, including a supply of crawfish. Simultaneously, at the bank, Lucas and Pendleton were puzzli…

Mr. Drysdale, using the family’s funds, had purchased a dress shop for the Clampetts, prompting a visit from the entire clan. Upon arriving at The House of Renee, they were immediately perceived as being destitute, and Renee, ever solicitou…

Granny was rousing the family for their first day at The House of Granny. Jethro stirred reluctantly, heavy with sleep and disinclined to rise, but the mention of breakfast brought him instantly to his feet. Jed was already in the kitchen, …

Following a fashionable transformation orchestrated by a renowned French designer, Elly May found herself mistaken for a visiting princess by Mrs. Drysdale. Eager to cultivate favor with this perceived royalty, Mrs. Drysdale hosted an elabo…

Jed found himself at the helm of a company Drysdale had established for him as a convenient tax deduction. Naturally, the Clampetts felt compelled to lend a hand with this new venture, and secured for themselves the penthouse suite within t…

Once Granny had paid her fare and returned home by cab, she resolved to learn how to drive. The taxi driver who’d brought her back was struggling to collect his payment, and a peculiar sequence of events led him to suspect he'd been admitte…

For Granny’s birthday, Jed arranged for the cabin to be opened up, much to Mrs. Drysdale’s displeasure. While the festivities were underway, a sociology student happened upon the Clampetts and, misunderstanding their situation entirely, ass…

Drysdale attempted to secure the cabin on behalf of the Clampetts, yet his wife arranged for a demolition crew to dismantle the mountain dwelling. Simultaneously, Ginny Jennings and her sociology professor returned to find the Clampetts sti…

Despite owning a brand new watch, Jethro was running behind schedule for the rehearsal of his graduation ceremony. Mrs. Potts, a faculty member at Jethro’s school, worried that his tardiness might threaten her hopes for a substantial endowm…