
Green Acres — Season 5

Lisa’s mother arrived unexpectedly at the Hooterville farm, launching herself into a three-week stay as an uninvited houseguest.

Oliver’s prospects for escaping his mother-in-law seemed utterly lost when both Mr. Haney and Uncle Joe Carson began competing for the affections of his father-in-law.

A surprising possibility arose for Fred Ziffel: it seemed Arnold might be in line for an inheritance. The boy’s peculiar ability to forecast the weather with his tail suggested a direct lineage to Herman, a legendary spokespig known for the…

Oliver accompanied Arnold the Pig Chicago to claim Arnold’s inheritance: twenty million dollars. Arnold was a direct descendant of Herman, a remarkable pig known for predicting the weather through the movements of his tail. Yet, Oliver quic…

Upon the Douglases’ return from Chicago, accompanied by Eb and Arnold, Arnold adopted the peculiar role of family benefactor. He presented Mr. Kimball with a wristwatch, Lisa with an elaborate bracelet, and Oliver with a curiously shrunken …

Oliver fumed about Hooterville’s unpaved road, particularly after discovering the funds for its surfacing had been earmarked decades ago. Never one to accept a situation passively, he stormed into the state capitol demanding action. He gain…

Lisa, with her gift for seeing what might be, foretold that a mysterious figure would soon appear in Oliver’s path. That figure turned out to be Tadpole Talbot, a cousin of Eb’s and a performer of country music. Tadpole engaged Eb's service…

Concerned by Hooterville’s dwindling population, Oliver called a town meeting, hoping to discover a way to prevent its young people from leaving. Lisa cautioned him against getting involved, reminding him that his well-intentioned efforts i…

Oliver made a trip to the Hooterville post office to collect a special delivery letter addressed to him. What began as a simple errand quickly spiraled into a valley-wide chase, thanks to a misunderstanding by Drucker. The letter had been m…

Principal Hemlock of Hooterville requested that Oliver speak to one of his classes regarding potential career paths. During his presentation, a young woman in the audience found herself captivated by Oliver’s presence, an attention that sti…

It took considerable coaxing, and a few medications, before Ralph could finally elicit a proposal from Hank Kimball, prompting a surge of delighted excitement in Lisa and launching her into wedding preparations. Though the ceremony, orchest…

Under little assistance from Eb, a harried Oliver began setting his corn. Lisa attempted to be a helpful farm wife with a batch of truly awful lemonade, which Oliver discreetly emptied onto the earth. The following morning, at that very spo…

Sam Drucker doesn't carry any beauty products in his store, so Lisa proposes creating a display for him. When 395 cartons of Lady Love cosmetics arrive, Lisa gently encourages Sam to step outside and transforms his establishment into a "bea…

The finding of an 1898 Wish Book prompted Haney to recount the story of Calvin and Tessie Whittaker, former owners of the Douglases’ house. A magic lantern, erroneously sent by the catalog company, inspired Calvin to open a Wall Picture The…

Mort Warner, an old friend of Oliver’s and a reporter worn down by stress, arrived in Hooterville seeking respite. His peace proved fleeting; he was eager to leave within a single day. Lisa’s overly sweet coffee unsettled him, as did the ex…

While investigating their home, Oliver and Lisa discovered a basement. Exploring its depths, they unexpectedly found themselves trapped. Desperate for rescue, they sent a distress signal up the kitchen sink drain, hoping it would reach some…

Oliver was in New York, wrapping up a matter for his former firm, when Lisa and Eb found "Little Freddie" on their doorstep. A frantic call from Lisa sent Oliver into a panic; he neglected to mention, however, that the unexpected arrival wa…

Oliver delivered another address, this time before the County Bar Association, passionately advocating for the employment of former prisoners. The speech resulted in his taking on Willie Dunhill, a man whose lengthy incarceration had left h…

Haney’s latest deception of Oliver could see him behind bars if he fails to return the two hundred dollars by six o'clock. He has exploited Oliver’s frustration over Colby’s stray cow, the Douglases’ cow Eleanor, and a fabricated animal alt…

Barely a day into his role as School Board President, Oliver finds himself embroiled in a grammar school protest. The students are dismayed by the expulsion of their mascot, Arnold, who was dismissed for playfully shooting a teacher with a …

Through a simple misunderstanding, Oliver inadvertently sets in motion a scheme by the residents of Hooterville to claim over half a million dollars from the Internal Revenue Service. Believing they need only correspond and list their losse…

Oliver had envisioned a quiet Sunday picnic with Lisa, something simple and romantic. Instead, his intimate afternoon for two quickly dissolved into an unruly gathering as one by one, people began to arrive – invited or not. Along with Eb a…

Eb and Lisa were captivated by an extraordinary tale, recounted with wide-eyed enthusiasm by an eleven-year-old boy about his recent journey to the moon. Oliver remained skeptical, particularly when the boy convinced Lisa to purchase a purp…

Lisa’s nervous Uncle Fedor has taken refuge at the Douglases' house—primarily beneath the bed and sofa. He insists he’s evading the Secret Police, who accuse him of smuggling a confidential formula. When a man bearing a scar and another mis…

In a personal advertisement, Eb presented himself as a prosperous landowner. This initiated correspondence with a woman residing on Park Avenue, and spurred him to embellish his claims further. By the time she planned her visit, Eb was port…

It was Oliver’s birthday, though enthusiasm for the occasion seemed widespread—everyone except Oliver himself. As it happened, Arnold shared the same birth date, a curious coincidence. A flurry of attempts were made to convince Oliver to pr…


