
Green Acres — Season 1

New York lawyer Oliver Douglas abandoned his position at Felton, O'Connell, Clay, Blakely, Harmon, Dillion & Pasteur and purchased a farm in Hooterville, without ever having seen it. The locals were astonished that Haney had managed to sell…

Lisa’s first glimpse of their dilapidated and deserted farmhouse filled her with dismay. The previous owner, oily Mr. Haney, had stripped the place bare, taking even the bathroom fixtures with him, and now attempted to resell them to Oliver…

Oliver harbored a desire to begin farming, but Lisa insisted he have their house redecorated beforehand. Sam Drucker suggested a decorator based in Pixley. Meanwhile, Kate Bradley attempted to instruct Lisa in the kitchen, as she seemed ent…

As Oliver focuses on restoring the farm, Lisa journeys to New York to gather their belongings. Back in Hooterville, whispers began amongst the locals, many believing Lisa had left him permanently. While she was away, Oliver’s mother introdu…

Mr. Haney arranged to rent Bertram the rooster to Oliver for fifty cents each day. The bird, however, proved more of a pecking than a crowing sort, so Mr. Haney also included a hen named Alice in the agreement. Oliver then began work on ess…

Oliver’s mother arranged for their furniture to be shipped from New York, and accompanied it on the journey south to visit them. While Oliver and Lisa anticipated its arrival, Eunice found herself enduring a tedious trip with Uncle Joe aboa…

Oliver felt a rising frustration; delays plagued him, most notably the late arrival of his new plow, threatening the planting season. His Uncle Joe, however, seemed to have an answer—an answer that conveniently suited his own purposes. He w…

Oliver had gathered soil samples from his farm, intending them for analysis at the university. A mishap occurred when the samples were spilled, and Oliver’s mother swiftly capitalized on the situation. She scooped up the scattered earth and…

The planting season has arrived in Hooterville, and Oliver is taken aback to discover that the townsfolk decide what to cultivate based on their aches and pains. Meanwhile, back at the farm, Oliver institutes a system, numbering each electr…

Still without a working line, Oliver implored Mr. Kimball to speak with his mother, the owner of the telephone company. Kimball hesitated, explaining they were currently estranged, but Oliver managed to persuade him to mend fences. Deeply a…

Oliver intended to cultivate wheat across all 160 acres he owned, but the local agricultural committee restricted him to a mere eight. Outraged by this limitation, he carried his grievances directly to Washington. To everyone's surprise, Ha…

Concerned that Mr. Haney might try to assert ownership over Eleanor’s calf, the Douglases resolved to conceal the cow’s pregnancy. The residents of Hooterville managed to grasp a portion of the truth, though their version held that Lisa was…

Oliver struggled to place how many years he and Lisa had been married, when her thoughts drifted back to their anniversary last year—an event that culminated in a night spent behind bars. It had begun with Oliver’s discovery of corn borers …

Lisa was stunned to discover that Hooterville lacked a beauty salon. She immediately contacted her mother-in-law, who arranged for a hairdresser named Claude to come from out of town. (A single word – “Scranton” – proved remarkably persuasi…

Following Lisa’s demand, Oliver engaged the services of carpenters Alf and Ralph Monroe to expand the cramped bedroom. The Monroes had scarcely begun dismantling the walls when the building inspector – Eb's girlfriend’s father – declared th…

Lisa refused to consider purchasing the adjacent property belonging to the Watsons until she had seen their farmhouse. Believing the house itself was included in the transaction, Lisa sold the Watsons’ furniture to Mr. Haney and arranged fo…

Oliver was welcomed into the ranks of the Hooterville Volunteer Fire Department on one condition: that he contribute to their marching band by playing a musical instrument. As Chief Joe Carson put it, the department found itself attending m…

Oliver was quite distressed to find himself listed as an attorney in the new phone directory. He worried he would be inundated with calls seeking legal counsel. Conversely, lawyer Douglas grew increasingly irritable when his telephone remai…

While adjusting the television antenna, Oliver tumbled through the roof and twisted his ankle. Soon, a procession of Hooterville’s residents arrived to offer their sympathies, but instead of sharing the dishes they'd prepared for him, they …

Oliver stood to earn a significant sum from his apple harvest if he could get it to market ahead of everyone else. He employed local high school students to pick the fruit and utilized their aging truck for transport. However, as the unreli…

Ralph Monroe harbored a growing fondness for Hank Kimball, only to learn he was unwilling to court a woman bearing a man’s name. Seeking a solution, she implored Oliver to petition the courts for a legal name change, something more traditio…

Lisa had committed to a six-month trial at Green Acres, and today marks the moment she’ll determine whether to remain in Hooterville or return to New York. A palpable sense of anticipation hangs over everyone as they await her choice. Meanw…

Oliver received an invitation to New York – he was to be the guest speaker at a Harvard alumni banquet. However, his journey was complicated by an unforeseen passenger traveling with him. Simultaneously, the Ziffels found themselves increas…

Sam Drucker has departed for a two-week holiday with his sister, entrusting Oliver with the responsibilities of deputy sheriff in his absence. An awkward situation arose when Oliver, attempting to show Lisa how handcuffs function, realized …

Weary of constantly mending the unreliable generator Haney had sold him, Oliver checked to see how his electricity application was progressing. Discovering it hadn’t been sent at all, he resolved to visit the power company directly. He quic…

Oliver had conceived an idea for a folk song—a ballad about Molly Turgis, a woman so strikingly unattractive she was driven from Hooterville. Yet, verifiable details proved elusive; even speaking her name seemed to invite misfortune. Lisa, …

Lisa planned to surprise Oliver with a new tractor for his birthday, arranging for its delivery to the Ziffels’ farm to keep it hidden. The elderly couple, misunderstanding the situation entirely, assumed it was a present from Mrs. Douglas,…

Eb’s remarkable ability to heal ailing creatures prompted the Douglases to enroll him in veterinary school. However, his time there proved brief, cut short by a seemingly minor oversight.

Lisa felt increasingly certain that the strain of managing the farm was beginning to take its toll on Oliver. Following his peculiar claims of having seen both a spotted horse and a zebra, she contacted Doc Watson to arrange a medical exami…

A relentless drought has left Hooterville’s crops withered and drooping in the fields. Driven to desperation, Oliver pledged $350 to Haney if he could somehow bring an end to the dry spell. It was then that Haney introduced Dancing Chief Th…

The members of the “Every Other Wednesday Afternoon Discussion Club” resolved to enrich the valley’s cultural landscape with the founding of the Hooterville Symphony Orchestra. Oliver dismissed their ambition as utterly absurd, branding the…

Oliver’s stylish nephew rolled into Hooterville on his motorcycle, sporting long hair, the latest slang, and an apparent aversion to labor. Though uninterested in conventional work, Chuck possessed a remarkable aptitude for engines, and soo…


