Driven by a self-imposed obligation to the conventions of film noir parody, Cornfed addresses his new client as "a dame," a woman named Tamara La Boinque. Afterward, he confesses to a priest the act of betraying his partner, a consequence o…

Duckman found himself facing a charge of sexual harassment, brought forth by the French nanny Bernice had engaged to tutor the boys. It quickly became apparent that the nanny concealed a truth about her identity. Seeking respite from the or…

The family decided on a rest home for Grandma-ma. During the journey there, Duckman’s attention wavered, and he inadvertently lost sight of her. Grandma-ma, meanwhile, experienced a series of unfortunate digestive events. Later, Cornfed and…

Duckman thwarted King Chicken's latest scheme for retribution. This time, the villain had concocted a product promising to enhance beauty in all things – with one crucial exception: Duckman himself. The insidious truth, however, was that th…

Bernice, Duckman’s sister-in-law, resolved to have a child of her own. Having explored the dating world without success, she opted for artificial insemination. A regrettable mix-up, compounded by an unfortunate surplus of a certain biologic…

Following a charge of public ranting, Duckman invoked temporary insanity and found himself committed to a mental institution. He discovered a surprising affinity for the institution's rigid structure, a stark contrast to the chaos he experi…

Following an assault by one of Duckman’s grotesquely large dolls, the city instituted an emergency drill, requiring all inhabitants to seek shelter underground until the exercise concluded. Unaware of this precaution, Duckman held a city-wi…

Duckman and his companions find themselves unexpectedly awarded a journey to a nation struggling with poverty. There, fueled by his characteristic outbursts, Duckman ignites a revolution, swiftly ascending to a position of authority. Howeve…

Charles and Mambo, deeply in love, sought counsel from Duckman. He responded with a tale reminiscent of *Bridges of Madison County*, recounting the circumstances of his own courtship with their mother, and how their affection blossomed.

Iggy Catalpa, a comedian past his prime, sought out Duckman's peculiar talents for a most peculiar case: a conspiracy built on the vanishing of a single sock from his laundry. The evidence was scant, yet undeniably troubling. Soon, Duckman …

Cornfed learned from his father, in a documentary co-authored with Ken Burns, of a genetic affliction that presented him with a stark ultimatum: lose his virginity within twenty-four hours, or perish. Duckman attempted to assist him, but it…

With a simple clock radio, Ajax inadvertently tears a hole in the fabric of time and space. Duckman learns from a future iteration of himself that his destiny rests upon a tuba recital by Charles and Mambo. Alas, attempting to manipulate t…

Ajax found himself taken, not by earthly hands, but by beings of a startling, ruddy complexion. He was transported to a world utterly unlike his own, a place where the duck-faced hero, Duckman, was held in the highest esteem, worshipped as …

A robber disguised as an elderly woman orchestrates a swap to facilitate their getaway. Duckman, naturally suspicious of the seemingly harmless grandmother, finds no one willing to heed his warning. The imposter then reveals their true iden…

Duckman finds himself cast in a hospital educational film alongside Joe Walsh, and is subsequently placed inside an MRI chamber. A commotion erupts as the film crew is hastily removed from the lab, leaving Duckman forgotten within. Prolonge…

This episode offers a humorous take on the iconic Hope and Crosby Road photographs. Duckman and Cornfed find themselves unexpectedly chaperoning Ajax's class trip to the Sudan, only to have the boy spirited away. Their mission then becomes …

The child was told the story of how Duckman and Bernice instigated a national schism between the sexes, all triggered by an advertisement for lingerie. Consequently, Duckman and the men relocated to the West Coast, while Bernice and the wom…

Concerned by reports of favoritism shown to a rival neighborhood association by the city, Duckman and his neighbors decided to form their own organization. He was elected to lead the new association, and as tensions escalated between the tw…

A peculiar confluence of chemicals afflicted Duckman with a rare affliction: each surge of anger, each outburst of furious ranting, resulted in a startling growth spurt. Unable to govern his transformations after reaching an alarming height…

Duckman and Bernice journey to meet the parents of Ajax’s girlfriend, an encounter that reveals them to be “King” Chicken and his wife. A surprising truce falls between the King and Duckman, at least for the time being. Similarly, Bernice …