A letter arrived for Jed, informing him that he’d inherited a castle in England. Jethro, brimming with curiosity, devoured books about England and Queen Elizabeth the First. He became convinced that the country hadn’t altered much over the …

The Clampetts mistakenly believed they had reached London when the plane made a stopover in San Francisco. Jethro excitedly pointed out what he thought was Tower Bridge, only to be corrected by a taxi driver who explained that it was actual…

The Clampetts arrived at their castle and were greeted by John Faversham, who introduced himself as major domo Faversham. The family, however, assumed his name was Major Domo, and when he attempted to correct them, pronouncing "Faversham," …

Mr. Drysdale lamented the staggering sum – ten million dollars – that Jed had paid Faversham toward the castle’s back taxes. Jethro ignited a neighborhood feud when he pursued an imagined dragon through his neighbor’s rose garden. Feeling u…

Miss Jane, Mr. Drysdale, Jed, and Granny headed out to Griffith Park, searching for Jethro and Elly. Just as they arrived, Buddy the Hippie came strolling back into the park, followed by a whole crowd of his friends, and soon a lively celeb…

A letter arrived for Jethro, a formal summons from the President urging him to enlist in the Army. Jed, however, was determined that the government shouldn't bear the cost of his nephew’s training and insisted on covering all expenses himse…

Jethro yearned to enlist in the Army, and so Granny performed a medical examination for him. He presented himself at the induction center with a limp and difficulty hearing. Despite this, Colonel Stark was remarkably impressed. However, the…

Mr. Drysdale managed to secure a date for Elly with Mr. Universe; however, the Clampetts, upon seeing him, assumed he was simply suffering from an excessive weightlifting physique. John Cushing, a banker from a competing institution, hop…

Jed was searching for a piece of land where Granny could grow some crops. Jethro mentioned several plots that were available for sale out at Happy Valley. Jed called Happy Valley, and a representative arrived, assuming Jed wished to purchas…

A letter arrived for Granny from Adeline Ashley, requesting a visit. Upon hearing this news, Mrs. Drysdale was eager for Adeline’s arrival, hoping it would provide fodder for the society pages. When Adeline unexpectedly came early, Granny a…

Granny was busy brewing her batch of shine, and Jethro was testing out his frogman suit in the cement pond. As Granny passed by, she glimpsed a figure in the water and thought it was some sort of sea monster. Later, Jethro set off an explos…

Joining the army reserve, Jethro was outfitted by his grandmother with her grandfather’s old uniform. Upon arrival, the sergeant mistook him for an extra in a Civil War reenactment. The Colonel instructed him to return on Monday. While ling…

Granny was making ready for the skirmish at the Culpepper plantation. General Grant arrived, looking decidedly unwell. Mr. Drysdale had donned the guise of a Southern general, and Miss Jane served as his aide. By the time the Clampetts arri…

Grandma insisted on an apology from General Grant regarding the raid on the Culpepper plantation. Colonel Blake was keen for Jethro to join the army reserve, but only after he’d completed a written examination. Once Jethro had taken the oat…

Dash Riprock’s upcoming television series, “Batchelor Sheriff Knows Best,” is seeking a new cast member. Jethro harbors hopes of securing the role. However, studio manager Mr. Chapman and director Von Schlepper have their sights set on Elly…

Mrs. Drysdale had acquired “Ecstasy,” an art sculpture costing two thousand five hundred dollars. It was mistakenly delivered to the Clampett mansion. Mrs. Drysdale rushed outside and informed the delivery man of his error, instructing him …

Dash was eager to marry Elly, but Elly had no such desire. Granny and Elly hoped he would instead focus his affections on Miss Jane. To that end, Granny arranged a dinner invitation for Dash, and instructed Elly to dress in deliberately unr…

Jed felt a pang of guilt that Granny should be left to clean the large house entirely on her own. He mentioned this to Mr. Drysdale, who assured him he would find a housekeeper so she could have some rest. Jed cautioned him that persuading …

Jed encouraged Jethro to start his own business, and Jethro declared he wished to be a fry cook and open a restaurant. Jed informed Mr. Drysdale of Jethro’s ambition, and Mr. Drysdale located an old, neglected diner which he rented for thir…

The Happy Gizzard was struggling. Jethro suddenly understood what it needed: waitresses who weren’t wearing hats! He hired Elly and instructed her to remove hers, declaring that the establishment would be topless. Meanwhile, Mr. Drysdal…

Granny misses the snow, longing to return to Bugtussle. Mr. Drysdale was most reluctant for them to depart, so he cranked up the air conditioning in the mansion and borrowed a snow machine from the movie studio, creating a flurry of artific…

Granny and Mrs. Drysdale had a disagreement, and Jed was embarrassed that his mother-in-law had been fighting with the neighbor. Jethro remarked that everyone wrestled in Beverly Hills; he’d seen it on television. The Clampetts gathered aro…

Rebecca and her manager arrived at the Clampett farm. The manager was eager for another contest, hoping to see Granny face off against the formidable young woman from Boston. But Granny firmly refused. Jed, ever generous, then offered to se…

Granny was keen for Jed to ask Miss Jane to marry him, but he refused. Turning to Jethro, she urged him forward; and Jethro intended to do just that, until a chance encounter with Ilsa caused him to quite forget the matter. Granny then inst…

Jane and Jethro went to hear a violin recital, though Jethro slept through nearly the entire performance. Afterward, Miss Jane suggested he consider taking lessons himself. Maestro Stromboli soon arrived to instruct Jethro, but Jed and G…

Granny is convinced that her favorite television soap opera depicts actual events. Believing one of the stars to be genuinely ill—he’d appeared unwell on screen—she invited him to the Mansion with the intention of nursing him back to health…

Grandmother declared she would depart unless Elly relinquished her collection of animals.

Strange and unsettling events begin to trouble the Clampett family.

Mr. Drysdale envisioned a promotional film depicting the Clampetts initially as idle rural folk squandering their days, ultimately transforming into productive members of society. To illustrate this point, he planned to appear in costume as…

Cousin Roy appeared and proposed opening a Hollywood outlet for Mother Mabel’s elixir. Granny, unwilling to see her old rival Mabel find success at her cost, joined with Jethro to set up a small stall on the sidewalk, selling Granny's own r…