As they waited for the school bus, Cartman recounted a peculiar nightmare from the night before: an abduction by extraterrestrials from his very bed. Meanwhile, Kyle and Stan attempted to persuade him that the dream had, in fact, occurred.

The boys gathered with Stan’s Uncle Jimbo and Jimbo’s old comrade, Ned, for a hunting expedition in the mountains that bordered their town. After Cartman's mother ensured her "little" boy was safely secured – a prospect that clearly displea…

Mr. Garrison began the day with an unusual announcement: a resident of South Park had triumphed in a national essay competition. A collective murmur of surprise rippled through the classroom as the winner was revealed – Cartman, who seemed …

Stan has acquired a new dog, whom he calls Sparky. He boasts that his pet is the toughest canine on the mountain. However, while Stan envisions Sparky as a formidable fighter, the dog instead mounts Sylvester with unrestrained abandon. The …

Stan registered a curious presence at the bus stop: an elephant, standing companionably beside Kyle. The day’s school curriculum, with an almost uncanny coincidence, focused on genetic engineering. Kyle voiced a skeptical query about the fe…

It's a birthday to celebrate Marsh, Stan’s grandfather, who has just reached the age of 102. What does the venerable Mr. Marsh make of this milestone? He expresses it succinctly: "I wish I were dead," and then begins attempting to orchestra…

The opening of the Halloween episode depicts the catastrophic failure of the Mir Space Station, which crashes directly upon Kenny. Paramedics arrive and transport his body to the morgue. Meanwhile, the boys begin to boast about their Hallow…

In Cartman’s living room, four boys are engrossed in the television broadcast of the “Terrance & Philip Thanksgiving Special.” A commercial break offers a tempting distraction: Sally Struthers promises a free "Taiko" sports watch for a five…

The school stage held South Park Elementary's cast, deep in rehearsal for their play. Kyle began a song about Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo. The lyrics, however, were met with blank stares; no one seemed to grasp the subject matter. Kyle pa…

Eric distributed invitations to his birthday celebration at school. Mr. Garrison announced to the class the arrival of a new student, introducing him as Damien, son of Satan. Yet, even as Damien displayed his demonic abilities, the children…

Mr. Garrison abandoned his classroom for a trip to Tom's Rhinoplasty. Meanwhile, the boys vied for the attention of their attractive substitute teacher, Ms. Ellen.

At an archaeological site, a discovery by Kyle unexpectedly draws the attention of Barbara Streisand, who harbors ambitions of global domination. But intervention arrives in the form of Leonard Maltin, Sydney Potier, and Robert Smith, who …

Driven by a need to understand his parentage, Cartman seeks the truth about his father, a quest complicated by his mother’s evasiveness. He discovers that his father might be one of the many men his mother encountered during a boisterous an…