Synopsis

The school stage held South Park Elementary's cast, deep in rehearsal for their play. Kyle began a song about Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo. The lyrics, however, were met with blank stares; no one seemed to grasp the subject matter. Kyle patiently explained that Mr. Hankey visited each year, rewarding well-behaved children with ample dietary fiber. The others regarded this with disbelief, convinced he was mad and subsequently committed to a mental institution.