Donut attempts to encourage the injured Tucker to rise, offering a convenient summary of the previous season's conclusion. Elsewhere, Sarge and Caboose find themselves in Battle Creek, surrounded by the endlessly regenerating Red and Blue s…

In a remote corner of Wyoming, a fellow freelancer questions a soldier named Phil, only to be cut short by a call offering him a new assignment. Elsewhere, in Battle Creek, Sarge and Caboose attempt to leverage the Red and Blue flags, pilfe…

O'Malley contacted Vic, laying out his scheme: to eradicate both the Red and Blue teams and seize dominion over the universe. He also revealed that to safeguard Vic’s secret, an assassin had been engaged to eliminate Tucker, the sole indivi…

Simmons modifies a teleporter and instructs Donut on how to alter the Red team's device in Blood Gulch. On Sidewinder, Wyoming eliminates the remaining Reds, informing Church and Grif that he intends to leave them to perish from starvation.…

O'Malley deploys Lopez’s hidden asset: a weather manipulation device nearly completed by Sarge. The Red and Blue Teams unite to challenge O'Malley, who unleashes a barrage of rockets. Simmons teleports the Battle Creek players to Sidewinder…

In the desolate expanse of a future wasteland, Grif, Simmons, and Tucker traded observations on familiar Hollywood tropes of the post-apocalypse. Their discussion was interrupted by the discovery of a jeep, sparking a spirited disagreement …

As Sergeant and Donut labor over the Warthog’s repairs, Grif, Tucker, and Simmons debate the best way to customize the vehicle for attracting female attention. Tucker stubbornly insists on the equivalence of Red and Blue, a notion met with …

(Episode 45.9) Accessible only to sponsors or via the Season 3 DVD, and conceived and executed entirely by Gustavo Sorola during the production crew's absence, this episode revisits or reimagines the events of episode 45. While existing out…

Within the fortress walls, O'Malley, Doc, and Lopez set about repairing the turret emplacements. They soon encounter the Red Zealot, a man convinced he has discovered a sacred temple. Recognizing the Zealot’s fervent faith, O'Malley skillfu…

On the beach near O'Malley’s fortress, the Reds, Tucker, and Caboose met with Tex. There, she unveiled her scheme: to obliterate both O'Malley and the entire base by planting an explosive device within its walls. Tex had meticulously scoute…

Having rejected two of Sergeant Johnson's most reckless strategies, the Blood Gulch crew stormed O'Malley's stronghold, only to find themselves under heavy fire from mini-gun turrets operated by the Red Zealot and Lopez’s severed head. Tex …

Once, while residing in the housing facility for The Great Weapon – a weapon destined for use by The Great Destroyer in 1,856 years to unleash galactic doom – Church discovered a computer terminal. It answered some of his inquiries. When th…

The computer finishes assembling the teleporter, revealing its designation as Gary. Church rematerializes in Blood Gulch just moments before the series begins. But the instant Church vanishes, another version of himself appears, instructing…

The funeral of Church and Tex is held, events preceding Season 2. Despite his best intentions, Future Church’s efforts to improve things consistently backfire, resulting in unforeseen calamities: * Disguised as Captain Flowers, Future …

Future Church watches Tex, Donut, and Tucker depart for Sidewinder, and follows shortly after. He first speaks with Sheila before his own departure, requesting a subtle favor of her. Upon reaching Sidewinder, he discovers his past self and …

Caboose pressed Church for an explanation, questioning why he hadn’t attempted to save himself, Tex, or replicate himself countless times to disarm the bomb during his journey into the past. Church cautioned Tucker about Gary's warning rega…

The Blues listened to the Reds’ broadcast, perplexed by their fervent observation of the game. Caboose offered an explanation: they were discussing a distress signal, information he’d gleaned from someone called “Andy.” The Reds’ conversati…

Andy began speaking with the rest of the Blue Team, and his abrasive nature quickly became apparent. Caboose and the others attempted to calm him, hoping to prevent an outburst. Simultaneously, the Reds were making preparations for a Wartho…

The Reds struggled to understand the Blues’ conversation with the device, and Sergeant concluded they were attempting to re-arm it in preparation for a preemptive strike. O'Malley's forces proved agonizingly slow; Lopez had designed them th…

O'Malley rebukes Lopez for assembling such a sluggish force. Seeking retribution, Lopez cleverly maneuvers O'Malley into disparaging himself in Spanish. The Reds retreat from the battlefield in the Warthog, pursuing a distress signal. Donut…