I have to ask if those who recently broke into the Louvre might have seen this film beforehand. The story centers on a struggling man called “JB” (Josh O’Connor), who devises an unusual scheme to get some money because his abilities as an architect aren't exactly in high demand. There's a local art gallery where the security is lax, and the artwork isn't particularly well-guarded. He resolves to steal four paintings …

It’s hard to find something positive to mention about this film; the most notable aspect is probably how often you’ll glance at your watch. I found myself checking the time constantly throughout the viewing experience. Given that the movie is called "The Mastermind," one might reasonably anticipate a plot demonstrating some level of planning or intelligence. However, any such expectations will be unmet. It seems a…