You go to see this film for just two reasons: the action sequences and the chance to watch familiar, tough-guy actors again. For my part, it was primarily the action that held my interest because some of these performers are definitely showing their age. Stallone, Dolph, and Schwarzenegger particularly seem to have passed their prime for roles like these. Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme seemed fine, and Bruce …

The humor falls completely flat. The situations don’t make sense. This film centers on characters who are enhanced with artificial materials, and they engage in action sequences.