It's starting to feel like those leaving comments here might lack a sense of humor, or perhaps something else entirely. This film is intended as a send-up of the overly intense hitman and gangster films that were popular in the nineties, particularly those influenced by John Woo’s style. The intention isn’t for viewers to take anything seriously; it's poking fun at the genre through elements like editing choices, …

I almost didn’t write anything about last night's movie because it was just that bad... but I guess I’ll spend some time talking about it anyway. The plot revolves around Mark Wahlberg, who is trying desperately to be liked and ends up in serious debt while juggling a mistress and a fiancée—both of whom treat him poorly. To dig himself out of this financial hole, he teams up with his group of friends, the "Funky B…