Ernest Torrence’s character, Steamboat Bill, receives a letter from his son—someone he hasn't laid eyes on for quite some time—informing him of an impending visit. Eagerly, he and his first mate, "Tom," head out to greet the arriving train. However, what they encounter after a series of comical setbacks is a young man who bears more resemblance to a Parisian produce vendor than a robust riverman! To make matters wors…