The character Patience Philips, portrayed by Halle Berry, is an artist who seems quite timid and gets caught up in a plot involving her cosmetics company’s intention to release a distinctive anti-aging product. Fortunately, she meets Frances Conroy as Ophelia, and subsequently gains remarkable abilities—a kind of ninja-like agility, strength, and flexibility reminiscent of a cat. The narrative itself isn't particular…

It's difficult to find adequate language to convey just how absurdly ridiculous this film is. *Catwoman* embodies the early 2000s in a way few movies ever have. The music choices, the prevalence of leather outfits, the storyline about corporate exploitation, the lack of any discernible plot, and the frenetic editing all contributed to its notoriety—a collection of four Razzie Awards plus three more nominations. It’s …