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It’s a horror anthology, and it delivers on several fronts: a tribute to older horror films, a comedic approach to low-budget horror, and plenty of gore. The inclusion of Joe Bob Briggs is an added bonus, especially if you were a fan of "Toxic Avenger." If those elements appeal to you, then “Scare Package” might be worth your time. However, the structure, even with its focus on familiar horror themes in each segment,…