It's a shame I missed seeing this movie when I was younger; experiencing it now doesn't give me that familiar feeling of childhood fright. There are films from my youth that I still can't quite explain why they managed to scare me so much, and hold onto a spot in my memory. Watching *Zoltan* for the first time as an adult is just unpleasant. It’s a truly terrible film; it feels like the filmmakers took the Dracula…