It’s surprising how many people are praising this film as something great. It seems like you can put anything on screen, and there will be someone who enjoys it. Linda Fiorentino was at least engaging to watch, though. I generally use a straightforward system: if a movie is entertaining, I give it a 10-star rating; otherwise, it gets a 1. In Beyond the Law, we mostly observe Sheen going through the motions of b…