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Two and a Half Men (2003 – 2015)

2003 • 12 seasons • TV-14
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Two and a Half MenSeason 1

24 episodes · Sep 22, 2003

Charlie Harper was living the dream – sun, surf, and a bachelor's paradise in Malibu. But that idyllic existence gets hilariously disrupted when his exasperatingly proper older brother, Alan, and young son, Jake, unexpectedly crash into his world. Get ready for a collision of personalities as Charlie’s easygoing lifestyle clashes with Alan’s rigid ways and Jake’s youthful energy, creating a constant stream of chaotic – and endlessly funny – moments.

1. Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal
Sep 22, 2003 · 23m · 6.5

Charlie Harper, whose days were filled with lighthearted jingles and easygoing rhythms, finds his world subtly disrupted when his meticulously organized brother and a precocious ten-year-old nephew unexpectedly establish residence in his ho

2. Big Flappy Bastards
Sep 29, 2003 · 21m · 7.1

Ignoring Charlie’s repeated cautions, Jake persists in feeding the seagulls on the deck, and the birds, emboldened, begin to encroach upon the house. Separately, Charlie suspects Judith is taking advantage of Alan, who frequently visits he

3. Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
Oct 6, 2003 · 21m · 7.3

The onset of illness stirred in Jake a longing for his mother’s care, a desire that resonated with a painful truth for Alan. It echoed a deep-seated feeling of inadequacy – a sense that he had failed not only as a husband, but now, it seeme

4. If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
Oct 13, 2003 · 21m · 7.6

Charlie’s equilibrium shatters whenever his housekeeper departs in a flurry of anger, a consequence of Alan’s persistent griping. Consequently, Alan makes a determined effort to win her back. At the same time, Rose seeks Charlie’s counsel o

5. The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
Oct 20, 2003 · 19m · 7.3

Alan and Charlie find themselves in the company of several women whose passions run deep, yet their experiences with these encounters diverge sharply.

6. Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
Oct 27, 2003 · 21m · 6.8

They went to Evelyn’s house to meet her new companion, and Charlie found himself recognizing the man’s daughter as someone he was actively avoiding.

7. If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
Nov 3, 2003 · 21m · 7.6

Judith was displeased with Alan and Charlie upon discovering that a surfer who frequented Charlie’s shower had been seen wandering about unclothed in Jake’s presence. Alan, in turn, grew concerned when Judith and the surfer began to form a

8. Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
Nov 10, 2003 · 19m · 7.2

Alan persuaded Charlie to join him and Judith in directing Jake and his classmates for the school’s yearly music performance.

9. Phase One, Complete
Nov 17, 2003 · 21m · 6.8

Charlie held the firm belief that a woman’s newfound friendliness towards Jake and Evelyn signaled her desire to elevate their connection beyond a casual encounter. He was certain she intended to pursue something meaningful with him.

10. Merry Thanksgiving
Nov 24, 2003 · 21m · 7.0

A growing sense of loss spurred Charlie to a plan. He would host a Thanksgiving dinner, hoping to demonstrate his commitment to family and, in doing so, persuade her that she belonged with him.

11. Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
Dec 15, 2003 · 20m · 6.9

Alan was taken aback to discover Judith’s transformed appearance and the presence of a new companion in her life. Prompted by this unexpected change, he resolved to enlist Charlie’s assistance in reshaping his own.

12. Camel Filters and Pheromones
Jan 5, 2004 · 21m · 7.0

Berta’s granddaughter spent the day with Charlie, a circumstance that would have been unremarkable were it not for his discovering her beauty and spirited defiance as a sixteen-year-old.

13. Sarah Like Puny Alan
Jan 12, 2004 · 20m · 6.7

Charlie patiently tends to Alan’s recovery, determined to restore him to health. Their goal is a double date with two sisters, one of whom has held Charlie’s interest for quite some time.

14. I Can't Afford Hyenas
Feb 2, 2004 · 21m · 6.8

Charlie’s financial manager recently informed the lighthearted songwriter that his expenditures consistently outpace his income from royalties. Consequently, a budget is now a necessity.

15. Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
Feb 9, 2004 · 21m · 6.9

Charlie offered a room to a woman of enigmatic bearing, a touch unhinged, promising her a haven until she could resolve matters of family.

16. That Was Saliva, Alan
Feb 16, 2004 · 21m · 7.0

A disquiet settled over Charlie as Frankie, the enigmatic guest sharing their home, began to show an affection for Alan that seemed to exclude him entirely. He found himself increasingly bewildered by the shifting dynamics, a sense of uneas

17. Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
Feb 23, 2004 · 20m · 7.3

A shadow lingered over Charlie, a persistent unease stemming from Alan’s decision regarding guardianship should the unthinkable occur. The arrangement, made in anticipation of such a tragedy – a sudden accident befalling Jake while under Al

18. An Old Flame with a New Wick
Mar 1, 2004 · 21m · 7.0

The news struck Charlie with a force that stole his breath. His former girlfriend had undergone a profound transformation, emerging as a man. The revelation left him reeling, a disorienting shift in the landscape of his understanding.

19. I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
Mar 22, 2004 · 19m · 7.2

At Jake’s eleventh birthday celebration, Judith’s cunning sister creates a stir by flirting with Alan. Separately, Evelyn provides the drinks and throws a party of her own.

20. Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
Apr 19, 2004 · 21m · 6.9

Jake’s persistent gloom unsettled his family, a cloud of unhappiness that weighed heavily on them all. Concerned, Alan and Judith decided to seek the counsel of a child psychologist, hoping to understand and address the source of his distre

21. No Sniffing, No Wowing
May 3, 2004 · 21m · 6.9

Charlie found himself in a precarious position when entangled with Alan’s divorce attorney, a woman whose potential for disruption seemed directly proportional to the whims of her clientele. Should she, for instance, find herself abandoned

22. My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
May 10, 2004 · 21m · 6.7

The revelation that Alan was sleepwalking struck Charlie with a peculiar certainty. He reasoned that this nocturnal wandering stemmed from the absence of intimacy following his brother’s separation, and promptly conceived of a remedy.

23. Just Like Buffalo
May 17, 2004 · 21m · 7.4

The air in the support group thickened with tension when Jake, with a careless smirk, echoed one of Charlie’s crude pronouncements. A wave of disapproval washed over the women, and a shared understanding passed between them. They gently but

24. Can You Feel My Finger?
May 24, 2004 · 21m · 7.0

A disconcerting possibility arises for Charlie following a casual encounter, prompting him to seek definitive answers – a comprehensive medical examination, though far from the glittering lights of Las Vegas.

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