Kermit contacted the Secret Service, seeking operatives for Roger’s finale. He consulted the Yellow Pages, finding a roster of professionals. Roger, however, envisioned a gentler rendition of "Talk to the Animals." The agents, eager for an …

The question of whether Loretta can embody Miss Piggy’s character finds its ultimate, theatrical resolution in the "Pigs in Space" production.

A surprising connection sparked between Animal and the formidable James Coburn. However, James soon deemed Animal lacking in inner focus, and steered him toward meditation and the principles of Zen. Animal found little favor with this new p…

Fearing Linda's covetousness, Piggy secured Kermit within a chest belonging to Gonzo. Scooter assisted him in relocating his collection of moldy items, carefully concealing the chest from view.

While perusing a dusty tome of arcane incantations, Tony inadvertently transforms Miss Piggy into stone. He contemplates seeking the aid of a stonemason, but Fozzie, Gonzo, and Floyd erupt in stone-related humor as Kermit and Tony desperate…

Brooke, believing she was scheduled for "The Muffin Show," discovers a more peculiar transformation as the Muppets prepare to stage *Alice's Adventures in Wonderland*, finding herself alternately expanding and diminishing in size.

A series of backstage calamities beset Kermit during the opening night. An accident among the skiers during the initial performance led to injuries, and Kermit’s assurance of covering their medical expenses was forgotten when Scooter overlo…

Inspired by Señor Wences and his captivating puppets, Kermit resolves to present a puppet show of his own. Fozzie Bear, eager to entertain, envisions a marionette act featuring a Dancing Clown. However, the marionette, with a mischievous tu…

Jean-Pierre, the flautist, closed in on Miss Piggy, eager for a conversation in his native tongue. She feigned a debilitating illness, whispering, "My vocal coach strictly forbade me from speaking French. In fact," she added, her voice bare…

The theater undergoes repairs, a process demanding demolition to allow for construction. The roof has been removed, exposing this performance to the open sky.

Troubled by Rizzo and his companions' persistent requests for screen time, Kermit appeals to Beauregard for assistance. Bo, ever literal, interprets this as a matter of hospitality, welcoming the rodents as honored guests. The rats promptly…

The Muppets offer their whimsical interpretation of *One Thousand and One Nights*, featuring guest star Marty Feldman as Scheherazade, weaving stories for a malevolent Caliph portrayed by the Swedish Chef.

Glenda unveils a startling truth: she is Black Jackson, the notorious pirate captain. With the aid of Short John Silver (Sweetums) and Eric, a ruthless pirate parrot disguised as a penguin, she seizes control of the Muppet Theater. They bin…

Gene believes himself to be merely an observer, a guest content to watch the performance unfold from the sidelines. But Kermit, in a moment of frantic inspiration, persuades him to take the stage, requesting a dance lesson. Kermit harbors a…

A rare opportunity arises for Statler and Waldorf to outshine Kermit; they take on the role of hosts while Kermit and Fozzie offer their customary commentary from the balcony. Alas, their planned performances do not unfold as envisioned. …

The Muppets pay tribute to the vaudeville tradition in honor of guest star Wally Boag, presenting a spectacle that includes a balloon animal artist, a bagpipe player, and a hypnotist. Boag himself performs some of the routines he popularize…

The Frog Scouts from Robin’s troop made a visit to the show, proving a lively presence backstage. They approached Debbie, seeking guidance in earning their punk merit badges, and she patiently showed them the steps to a pogo. With Gonzo une…

To celebrate Johnny Cash’s appearance, the program is being broadcast simultaneously on country station WHOG, and the radio transmission risks eclipsing the live event. Big Tiny Tall Saddle, the station’s manager, insists on controlling eve…

The theater holds no performance today, merely a dance marathon orchestrated by Gonzo.

A fortunate accident involving Gonzo's collection of refrigerated mildew plunged the theater into darkness, and Beauregard narrowly avoided electrocution while attempting repairs. Consequently, half the performances were forced to proceed i…

Paul cultivates a passion for songwriting within Gonzo. Alas, Gonzo’s compositions resemble a particular offering: "For youuu... I'd wash my hair with stinky glue, I'd fry my legs and eat them too, I'd put a spider in my shoe -- for yoouuuu…

A messenger arrives with news from the scheduled guest, Benny Brillstein, the celebrated Yiddish yodeler. However, Benny has declined the appearance. Kermit then turns to Chris, the messenger boy, and asks him to fill the slot. Knowing a jo…

Beaker subjected the latest copier from Muppet Labs to rigorous testing. The experiment, however, took an unexpected turn when he inadvertently tumbled inside, resulting in seven identical copies of himself. The newly formed chorus of Beake…

For Shirley’s closing number, “Goldfinger,” Kermit secured fifty million dollars worth of gold. Bruno, the security guard, harbored suspicions about Kermit's intentions, fearing a theft. Yet, preoccupied with watching the frog, he failed to…