Synopsis

Seeking a fresh appellation for the protracted conflict, Colbert proposes "Freemerican Victernity Made in China." He subsequently advocates for admitting undocumented immigrants into the armed services, contingent upon their subsequent acquisition of citizenship. He frames his stance within the pages of *GQ* magazine, and then laments the dominance of what he terms the "Four Horsemen of the A-pop-calypse": cinema, television, music, and literature.