Synopsis

Stephen offered his perspective on a recent report concerning Al Gore's energy consumption. Meanwhile, *Outdoor Life* Magazine dismissed a columnist for advocating an assault rifle ban, a decision Stephen lauded. Steagle Colbeagle the Eagle has been recognized as one of the nation's best mascots, trailing only the Toronto Raptor. Consequently, the Toronto Raptors have effectively been deemed beyond redemption. Note to self: A toast to Wag, and a tip for 107-year-old Chan Chi.