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The Bernie Mac Show (2001 – 2006)

2001 • 5 seasons • Horror, Comedy • TV-PG
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The Bernie Mac Show — Season 1

22 episodes · Nov 14, 2001

1. Pilot
Nov 14, 2001 · 22m

The pilot episode finds Bernie and Wanda unexpectedly burdened with the care of Bernie’s sister’s three children—Vanessa, Jordan, and Bryanna—after she is no longer able to provide for them. This arrangement proves a considerable hardship f…

2. Now You Got It
Nov 14, 2001 · 22m

Bernie yearned for a trip to Las Vegas with his friends, yet Bryana's birthday presented an obstacle. The inevitable influx of children accompanying the celebration added a layer of unwelcome germs to the equation.

3. The Main Event
Nov 21, 2001 · 22m

Harassed relentlessly by schoolyard bullies, Jordan finds an unlikely instructor in Bernie. The lessons Bernie imparts, however, have a disturbing effect, subtly transforming Jordan into something far more menacing than he ever was.

4. Bernie Mac, Ladies Man
Nov 28, 2001 · 22m

Wanda orchestrates a playdate, and soon Bernie finds himself unexpectedly charming the mothers, a development that triggers a surprising defensiveness regarding his own manhood.

5. Saving Bernie Mac
Dec 5, 2001 · 22m

Bernie and Wanda take the children to church primarily for the purpose of correcting their behavior, though it is Bernie who displays the more childish tendencies. Later that evening, while Bernie is hosting a poker game, the Bishop and Dea…

6. Here To Stay
Dec 12, 2001 · 22m

Bernie came to understand that the children were now a permanent fixture in their lives, and his approach to them subtly shifted. Wanda voiced her discontent, remarking that he was treating them more like housemates than family, and withhel…

7. A Christmas Story
Dec 19, 2001 · 22m

The children acquired a dog from the shelter, believing it to be an ideal gift for Bernie. Bernie, however, discovered the dog and secreted it away, convinced it was the perfect present for them. Mistaking his actions, the children assumed …

8. Starting School
Jan 2, 2002 · 22m

Now that the children were firmly in Bernie’s care, the matter of their education demanded his attention. He secured Bryana a place at a distinguished preschool, Jordan at a Catholic school, and Vanessa at the local public junior high. Howe…

9. Hot Hot Hot
Jan 16, 2002 · 22m

The heat of the day prompted Vanessa to alter the family’s plans for the water park. Returning home, the children grew restless, their energy erupting in boisterous play. Adding to the discomfort, the air conditioning failed.

10. Wanda's Week Off
Jan 23, 2002 · 22m

Wanda finds herself spending increasing amounts of time with the children, and the possibility of a future with Bernie, perhaps even a family of her own, occupies a significant portion of her thoughts.

11. The King and I
Jan 30, 2002 · 22m

The realization struck Bernie with a quiet force: every word he intended for Jordan and Bryana first passed through Vanessa. He ceased his resistance to this arrangement, choosing instead to entrust Vanessa with the responsibility of guidin…

12. Hall of Fame
Feb 6, 2002 · 22m

Jordan harbored a quiet ambition: to stand alongside Vanessa and Bryana on the wall of the Bernie Mac Hall of Fame. To reach that level of recognition, he reasoned, required participation – and so he joined his school's football team, drawn…

13. Handle Your Business
Feb 13, 2002 · 22m

Bernie had secured a spot on a well-regarded morning radio program, but his attempt at humor, drawn too deeply from his personal life, stirred considerable family discord.

14. Back in the Day
Feb 20, 2002 · 22m

A growing unease settled upon Bernie as familiar signs of aging began to manifest. Memory lapses, persistent aches, and unwelcome streaks of gray were a constant reminder of time’s passage. A subsequent panic attack, triggered by a family a…

15. Lock Down
Mar 6, 2002 · 22m

The intrusion at the Mac residence sparked in Bernie a stark realization of his family's fragility. He transformed their home into a fortress, layering security measures with an almost obsessive zeal. His friends, however, gently reminded h…

16. Mac 101
Mar 27, 2002 · 22m

Witnessing the diligence and promise of children from neighboring households, Bernie instituted a rigorous study regimen for his own, demanding consistent academic effort.

17. If I Were N-Riched Man
Apr 3, 2002 · 22m

Following an incident at home where Bernie used offensive language, Bryana repeated those words at school, causing considerable distress to her teacher. Shortly thereafter, a social worker visited the residence to address concerns regarding…

18. Stop Having Sex
Apr 17, 2002 · 22m

Bernie worries about the children encountering topics too advanced for their age.

19. Secrets and Lies
May 1, 2002 · 22m

Bernie escorted Jordan to a Clippers game, but informed Wanda that her son had suffered an asthma attack requiring hospitalization. Wanda, concerned, attempted to soothe Jordan and make him feel better. He was consumed by guilt and asked Be…

20. Kelly's Heroes
May 8, 2002 · 22m

Following his girlfriend's eviction of him, Bernie offered Kelly a place to stay.

21. Sweet Home Chicago (1)
May 15, 2002 · 22m

Bernie gathered the whole family together, transporting them to Chicago for the funeral of a cherished uncle; however, his cousin’s machinations cast a shadow over the journey.

22. Sweet Home Chicago (2)
May 15, 2002 · 22m

Bernie led his family through the places of his youth, a nostalgic journey back to familiar ground. Meanwhile, Vanessa quietly sought out her mother.