
Red vs. Blue — Season 2
Welcome to a season of chaotic absurdity in Red vs. Blue! As part of The Blood Gulch Chronicles, this installment throws us into the bizarre world of a newly arrived medical officer – expecting routine duties, he instead finds himself on what’s widely considered the galaxy's most unremarkable outpost. But nothing is as it seems. He quickly encounters unsettling mysteries: patients turning up lifeless, a mischievous ghost possessing a robot, a massive tank caught in a complicated love affair, and a sinister artificial intelligence with plans to dominate all of humankind. Get ready for an action-packed comedy where the stakes are impossibly high, and the weirdness is just getting started.

Three months following Tex's second assault on the Red Base, Medical Officer DuFresne, known as "Doc," arrives in Blood Gulch and seeks instructions from Blue Command. He reports to the Blue Team to find Tex already deceased. Church explain…

As the Reds pressed their assault, Church and Tucker debated defensive tactics. DuFresne, protesting that his role was solely medical, was nonetheless addressed as "Doc" by Church, who persuaded him to assist with a well-placed shot to Cabo…

The two sides entered into negotiations, each team staking its claim. The Reds insisted on Lopez's reinstatement, but Church hesitated to relinquish his recently acquired asset. He offered Doc as a safeguard instead. As a concession, Grif w…

To restore Sheila, Church and Tucker sought to decipher the activation sequence for the repair protocols within Church’s robotic form. Church managed to locate only the controls for time and temperature, while Tucker discovered a small swit…

Sarge confessed he'd installed a remote control in the Warthog, intending for Lopez to pilot it from afar. Meanwhile, Church, utterly discomfited by the device's incessant beeping, pleaded with Tucker and Caboose to disable it, but the swi…

Tucker severed the wire linking to Church’s switch, silencing the insistent beeping, but simultaneously rendering Church’s legs useless. The Warthog powered down, saving Sarge from further harm. Driving the vehicle, Doc attempted to free Sa…

The Blues would not accept Doc back from the Reds; suspicion clung to them that he might be acting as a spy. Finally, the Reds abandoned their attempt and retreated to their own base. Doc tried to accompany them, but was quickly left behind…

At the Red Base, Donut made a futile effort to strike up a casual conversation with Sarge, awaiting the return of Simmons and Grif. The pair eventually reappeared, reporting their unsuccessful mission. Back at the Blue Base, with Church sti…

Tucker and Caboose intercepted Lopez, but he steadfastly refused to rejoin them. Instead, he launched into a lengthy discourse on oppression and the dawn of a brighter future for his people. Sarge and Simmons, mistaking him for a Blue soldi…

Coinciding with April Fool's Day and the anniversary of the first episode of *Red vs. Blue*, the installment opens with Grif and Donut mourning at the graves of Sarge and Simmons, a consequence of the preceding events in episode 28. Sarge t…

Lopez persuaded the Blues to mend Sheila. As he labored over her, Grif observed him through his sniper scope and concluded that a fresh Blue soldier had emerged. The Red Team debated possible explanations. Donut, however, correctly surmised…

As Caboose spoke with a bewildered Sheila, Tex revealed to the rest of the Blues that she had been observing them for a while, noting Caboose's increasingly aggressive tendencies. She explained that her former artificial intelligence, O'Mal…

Tex clarified that all personnel within Blood Gulch were required to silence their radios. This precaution was necessary to prevent O'Malley from commandeering Caboose's armor should he be overwhelmed. Meanwhile, the spectral forms of Churc…

Caboose’s thoughts painted Tex and Church as a caricature – crude, offensive, and convinced of a closeness that didn’t exist. At Red Base, Donut and Grif scoured the area around the Warthog for a necessary component for Simmons’ cybernetic …

Escaping the encroaching Blues, Tucker nonetheless fails to stop, his vehicle colliding with Grif and Sheila's Warthog. He broadcasts a message to the Red Team, instructing them to silence their radios. Their initial defiance is overcome by…

Still reeling from the preceding events, Doc stumbled upon a hovercraft within a cave. He sought counsel from Vic, but found him predictably unhelpful. Elsewhere, Tex had vanished. Grif awoke from surgery to a startling discovery: Sarge had…

Following O'Malley’s earlier disruption of Caboose's perception of Church in episode 33, Church finds himself again attempting to jog Caboose’s memory of him, with little success. At Red Base, Simmons rebukes Grif for reverting to his old, …

Caboose harbors envy for the bond between Lopez and Sheila, who have now ceased their duties due to what they perceive as mistreatment at the hands of the soldiers – namely, repeated explosions, possession, or abandonment to decay. They con…

The Blues tried to question Donut, but their efforts yielded little. Church then took control of Donut, using him as both a hostage and a tool to manipulate the Reds into constructing new robotic bodies for himself and Tex. Meanwhile, Tucke…

Church found a note from Sheila and Lopez detailing their clandestine project: the creation of a robot army. At the Red Base, Sarge unveiled the newest additions – one equipped with a microphone for surveillance of the Blues, the other cont…


