Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide (2004 – 2007)
2004 • 3 seasons • Fantasy, Drama • TV-Y7
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Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide — Season 1
#Episode nameAir dateRuntimeRating
01
24mGuide to: The First Day & LockersThe first day of school found Ned and Cookie discovering that Moze had opted for Cooking instead of Art – a strategic choice to carve out some solo space from the usual male camaraderie.
Lockers proved to be another challenge. When Ned’s new locker neighbor painted him in an unfavorable light, he sought refuge elsewhere. Meanwhile, Moze attempted to cultivate friendships with girls through her locker, only to find herself in a spirited rivalry with Suzie Crabgrass.Sep 12, 20048.0Sep 12, 200424m8.002
24mGuide to: Bathrooms & Project PartnersMoze faced a decision: selecting a partner for Social Studies. The weight of the world seemed to settle on his shoulders, a stark contrast to the unimaginable tragedy that had struck his family. Ned and Cookie’s child was gone, vanished without a trace.
Later, in a moment of childish rebellion, Moze scrawled Ned's name on a bathroom stall. A quick-witted response followed – a pair of kissy lips drawn beside it.
And then there was Cookie, attempting to navigate the complexities of adolescSep 19, 2004Sep 19, 200424m03
24mGuide to: Detention & TeachersNed found himself at odds with Mr. Sweeney, a confrontation that unexpectedly illuminated the path to academic success – the realization that a good grade demanded effort. Meanwhile, Moze, navigating a classroom recently thrown into disarray, enlisted the help of a new student teacher, devising a strategy to regain order. Elsewhere, Cookie struggled to maintain focus, captivated by the presence of Ms. Enstile and striving to manage his burgeoning feelings.
As a consequence of these events, NeSep 26, 2004Sep 26, 200424m04
25mGuide to: Seating & TryoutsNed and Cookie found themselves contemplating seating arrangements at the coveted cool table. Moze's academic success in Science class led to a rather unconventional rearrangement of the room, placing her in the back. Meanwhile, Gordy assisted Cookie in perfecting an impressive bus bounce.
Basketball tryouts spurred Ned to seek height, hoping to earn a place on the team. Moze, however, faced a more difficult decision: volleyball, basketball, or track? With Ned's guidance, she ultimately choseOct 3, 2004Oct 3, 200425m05
25mGuide to: Crushes & DancesNed harbored a fondness for Suzie, a sentiment complicated by her tumultuous romantic life. Meanwhile, Moze had devised her own strategies for navigating the dance floor, while Cookie awaited the arrival of supermodel Martika, a consequence of his insistence on creating the ultimate compatibility program. Coconut Head, observing Moze, suspected she might be planning to ask him to dance.
Ned yearned for a dance with Suzie, but could their on-again, off-again relationship withstand the pressurOct 10, 2004Oct 10, 200425m06
25mGuide to: Sick Days & Spelling BeesThe school buzzed with a nervous energy. A visit from Matt Hoffman was the talk of Polk Middle School, and for Cookie, maintaining his perfect attendance record felt like an urgent mission. Lisa offered assistance, determined to help him stay on track. Meanwhile, Moze plotted a strategic illness, hoping to avoid her Social Studies speech. Her attempts proved futile, and she found herself facing the speech with a surprising ease.
The annual Spelling Bee loomed large. Cookie was the only contenOct 24, 2004Oct 24, 200425m07
24mGuide to: Rumors & Photo DayThe whispers began as a tremor, quickly escalating into a full-blown earthquake of speculation. A rumor had taken root: Ned and Moze were…involved. The news rippled through the group, igniting a fierce debate. Cookie and Gordy, fueled by disbelief and perhaps a touch of competitive spirit, challenged Mr. Sweeney to prove the existence of a rumored “atomic flush,” a spectacle they demanded witness to. Meanwhile, Ned, ever the pragmatist, began formulating a plan – a calculated response to the unfNov 7, 2004Nov 7, 200424m08
25mGuide to: Talent Show & School Elections## Talent Show
Ned hesitated, the weight of the upcoming election pressing down on him. He didn't crave the spotlight, the forced smiles, the shallow validation that came with popularity. The class president election felt less like a contest for leadership and more like a popularity contest, a game he wasn’t interested in playing.
"You should run, Ned," Moze insisted, her eyes bright with conviction. "You'd be amazing." Cookie wholeheartedly agreed, nodding emphatically. But Ned remainedNov 28, 2004Nov 28, 200425m09
23mGuide to: Computer Lab & BackpacksNed and Moze found themselves unwelcome in the computer lab, a consequence of past misdeeds. Cookie, however, discovered a different path to understanding life beyond screens, guided by Lisa Zemo. Determined to regain access, Ned and Moze devised a plan, donning disguises to infiltrate the restricted area.
Ned’s worn backpack was a constant reminder of his absences, prompting a visit to Backpack Boy for a replacement. Meanwhile, Moze faced a more pressing concern: the loss of her backpack andJan 2, 2005Jan 2, 200523m10
25mGuide to: Notes & Best FriendsBitsy had slipped a note to Ned, but Sweeney intercepted it, and now a debt was owed. He was required to compose an essay alongside the others, a shared act of plotting revenge. Cookie found a peculiar satisfaction in crafting notes, yet a shadow of peril followed when he guided the teachers to the forgers' hidden workshop.
Moze persisted in her quest for a kindred spirit, employing a quiz to identify a suitable companion. The individual who resonated most closely was meant to be her destinedJan 9, 2005Jan 9, 200525m11
25mGuide to: Day Dreaming & GymIn Science class, Ned drifted into daydreams. As the bell neared, Mr. Sweeney posed a riddle, a gatekeeper to lunchtime. A familiar chorus of voices answered the call, lending assistance – the Fairly Odd Parents, super agent Moze, and Tech Wizard Cookie.
At the gym, Moze and Ned engaged in a sparring match, resulting in an unexpected reversal of fortune for Ned. Humiliated by defeat at the hands of a girl, Ned resolved to train and overcome Moze. Meanwhile, Cookie sought passage through DergaFeb 5, 2005Feb 5, 200525m12
25mGuide to: Cheaters & BulliesNed wrestled with a decision: to succumb to dishonesty or uphold his integrity. Elsewhere, Bitsy continued to plagiarize, prompting Moze to devise a strategy for exposing the deception.
Meanwhile, Cookie’s diligent study habits were misinterpreted as cheating, leading him to a defiant test without notes – a calculated demonstration of principle.
The shadow of bullying loomed large. Loomer sought out Ned and Cookie, and they resolved to confront their tormentor. In response to the escalatiFeb 12, 2005Feb 12, 200525m13
24mGuide to: Emergency Drills & Late BusEvery time Ned yearned to ask Suzie to Chandra Taylor’s party, an unexpected emergency would intervene. Finally, he managed to ask, and she accepted. Yet, a new predicament arose: Ned was confined to Gordy's extra supply locker with Cookie and Moze, unable to attend the festivities.
The breakdown of bus number 9 left the children stranded, awaiting a replacement. Loomer struck a bargain with Ned – a year’s cessation of bullying in exchange for assistance in capturing Moze’s attention. MeanwhiFeb 19, 2005Feb 19, 200524m
