Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide — Season 2
Navigating the ups and downs of middle school just got a whole lot relatable! Join Ned and his best friends, Cookie and Moze, as they dive into another year packed with classes, challenges, and plenty of laughs. Alongside their everyday adventures, Ned shares his own hard-earned wisdom – essential survival guides for anyone trying to conquer the sometimes bewildering world of middle school. Get ready for a semester filled with friendship, fun, and figuring it all out together.

Ned harbored a secret hope for his first kiss, a yearning focused squarely on Suzie Crabgrass. Her name resided on his carefully curated "new semester list," a beacon of possibility. But first, he needed to clear the path. With Moze’s assis…

Ned found himself transformed into the school mascot, Wolfie, a strategic maneuver designed to allow him to skip class. Moze struggled to deliver an enthusiastic speech, while Cookie attempted to inject excitement with a daring halftime per…

Ned and Moze, united by a shared ambition, embarked on an ambitious video project. The concept, however grand, proved more challenging to realize than anticipated. Moze, in a fit of inspiration, decided to document Mr. Wright, whose usual c…

Ned and Moze, fueled by youthful audacity, plotted to acquire Sweeney’s legendary “Golden Notebook.” Their escapade began with a daring scheme to pilfer the coveted volume. Meanwhile, Moze unearthed a trove of scandalous school rumors withi…

A disquiet settled over the school, a strange incident sparking whispers and suspicion. The details were unclear, but something had been… disrupted. In the wake of the event, Vice Principal Crubbs arrived, his presence casting a shadow of…

Moze, feeling overwhelmed by her own perceived height, often wished for a different stature. Ned, conversely, strived for strength after Coach Loomer agreed to a weightlifting competition between them. Cookie, ever vigilant, attempted to be…

Ned offered to show a fifth-grader around the school. Moze had a fondness for older students. During a biology dissection, Ned found himself conflicted between Moze and Suzie.

Ned wrestled with his ingrained tendency to acquiesce, a constant battle against the tide of "yeses" that swept through his days. Moze, meanwhile, grappled with a sharper flaw – a penchant for cutting remarks and unkind words. And Cookie, s…

Ned finds an unexpected connection with Mr. Weiner, a beloved substitute from his days in elementary school, as they navigate the complexities of middle school. Meanwhile, Cookie takes on the role of substitute teacher, and Moze discovers a…

Ned, Moze, and Cookie collaborated on updating the school website. For Valentine's Day, Ned sent Suzie a single rose. Cookie, aiming for popularity, sent himself a bouquet of roses, while Moze unexpectedly became the most popular girl i…

Ned sought in the Obo twins a perfect complement to both his affections and Moze’s friendship circle. Their disposition, however, proved an insurmountable obstacle: crippling shyness. Determined to remedy this, Ned and Moze embarked on a mi…

Ned hired individuals to ascertain Suzie’s willingness to accept a date. In a recycling competition, Ned, Cookie, and Moze vied for a mountain bike. Their collected materials were pilfered, yet Cookie’s ingenious method of bonding bottle…

Ned, Cookie, and Gordy plotted their annual April Fool's prank, targeting Vice Principal Crubbs. Meanwhile, Moze attempted to break up with Seth, only for him to dismiss it as a joke. A familiar predicament arose when a canine devoured Ned…

The school fundraiser pitted boys against girls in a soapy competition: whoever washed more cars would win. The boys dreamt of a hot tub, while the girls envisioned a more practical use for the prize money. For them, winning was paramount; …

The annual Spirit Week was a time of tradition, and this year promised no exception. The King and Queen of Spirit were destined to be chosen, always. Suzie, with effortless grace, secured her place as Queen among the girls, upholding a fami…

Ned yearned for a coveted spot in the yearbook, a proximity to Suzie Crabgrass that promised a lasting connection. To achieve this, he resolved to win the "Best Smile" contest. Meanwhile, Cookie, ever resourceful, attempted to manipulate th…

The fluorescent lights of Music Instruction hummed, a monotonous counterpoint to the students’ collective struggle against ennui. Ned and Cookie, locked in a silent battle with their instruments, navigated the tedious landscape of scales an…

The looming final exams cast a long shadow over the students. Ned faced a daunting prospect: failure meant repeating the grade. Moze, experiencing her first academic setback, panicked and desperately sought extra study time, sacrificing her…

Ned wrestled with his textbook, the words blurring as a chorus of distractions clamored for his attention. Moze, after an unfortunate accident, now navigated the halls with a cumbersome traction device, its presence inadvertently creating a…

As the school year drew to a close, Ned and Suzie contemplated the unspoken moment between them. Determined to resolve the matter before summer arrived, Gordy unleashed Cookie's Battle Bot upon the halls, resulting in delightful chaos. For …


