Mayberry R.F.D. · S2E3 — Howard the Poet
Season 2 episodes
1. Andy's BabySep 22, 1969
2. Saving Morelli'sSep 29, 1969
3. Howard the PoetOct 6, 1969
4. Goober and the Telephone GirlOct 13, 1969
5. Millie the ModelOct 20, 1969
6. Mike's Birthday PartyOct 27, 1969
7. The Farmer Exchange ProjectNov 3, 1969
8. The CaperNov 10, 1969
9. The New FarmhandNov 17, 1969
10. Palm Springs, Here We ComeNov 24, 1969
11. Palm Springs, Here We AreDec 15, 1969
12. Millie and the Palm Springs Golf ProDec 22, 1969
13. Palm Springs CowboyDec 29, 1969
14. Goober's NieceJan 12, 1970
15. Emmett Takes a FallJan 19, 1970
16. The New WellJan 26, 1970
17. Emmett and the RingFeb 2, 1970
18. Goober's BrotherFeb 9, 1970
19. The Mayberry RoadFeb 16, 1970
20. Millie and the Great OutdoorsMar 2, 1970
21. The SculptorMar 9, 1970
22. The Health FundMar 16, 1970
23. The Mayberry FloatMar 23, 1970
24. Aloha GooberMar 30, 1970
25. Millie the SecretaryApr 6, 1970
26. The Mynah BirdApr 13, 1970Synopsis
"The Carolina Pen and Quill", the state literary magazine, sends a letter to Howard. The magazine is initiating a new poetry section for native North Carolina poets. They would like to commission him to write an original poem for the page. Some time passes and everyone is wondering how Howard's poem is coming along. The reality of it is that Howard is suffering from writer's block. Sam comes by Howard's office and reminds him of the deadline for the poem. Now his writer's block gets even worse. After hearing that he isn't eating, Aunt Bee brings Howard some food. But her being around is distracting Howard. Howard's friends start to realize the pressure he is under. Howard goes out to the woods to get some inspiration. Goober comes by and tries to give Howard a pep talk, but Howard just wants him to leave. Later, Howard believes he's a failure and tells this to Sam. Howard winds up writing a poem about failure and it gets published.

