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Malcolm in the Middle (2000 – 2006)

2000 • 7 seasons • Comedy • TV-PG
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Malcolm in the MiddleSeason 7

22 episodes · Sep 30, 2005

As Malcolm approaches graduation, the final season finds him wrestling with what comes next, a question echoing throughout the entire family. This season marks the culmination of their years together, unfolding through moments that reveal just how far they’ve all come – showcasing their strength in facing life's curveballs and reaffirming the unbreakable connection that defines them.

1. Burning Man
Sep 30, 2005 · 22m · 7.6

The family journeyed to the desert for the annual Burning Man festival, a gathering of countercultural expression.

2. Health Insurance
Oct 7, 2005 · 22m · 7.2

Hal’s lapse in paying the family’s health insurance meant reinstatement wouldn't happen until Monday. The news sparked a frantic worry within him, and he locked the boys in their room, a desperate attempt to shield them from any potential h

3. Reese vs. Stevie
Oct 14, 2005 · 22m · 7.1

The sight of Dewey with a cigarette in hand prompted a swift arrangement from Hal. He proposed a bargain: Hal would forgo his daily coffee if Dewey agreed to abandon his smoking habit.

4. Halloween
Oct 28, 2005 · 22m · 7.8

Reese and Malcolm embarked on an ambitious endeavor: to orchestrate the most elaborate Halloween prank imaginable.

5. Jessica Stays Over
Nov 4, 2005 · 22m · 7.6

Troubles in Jessica's family prompted Lois to offer her a place to stay, a decision that threw the boys into a state of delightful chaos.

6. Secret Boyfriend
Nov 11, 2005 · 22m · 7.0

Malcolm considered his pairing with the girl, a creature of vacant beauty, a guaranteed path to chaos. Yet, when she confessed her affections, an unexpected current surged between them. They resolved to conceal their burgeoning romance unti

7. Blackout
Nov 18, 2005 · 22m · 7.5

Francis resolved to surprise his family with an unexpected homecoming, just as a power outage plunged the house into darkness. Unbeknownst to him, it was Lois who found herself in the dark when Hal decided to forgo their planned anniversary

8. Army Buddy
Dec 2, 2005 · 22m · 6.5

Lois’s newfound vitality, a direct result of her orthotic inserts, sparks a disquiet in Hal. He worries that her independence will diminish her need for him, and a dark impulse takes root: he resolves to destroy the inserts. Meanwhile, a vi

9. Malcolm Defends Reese
Dec 16, 2005 · 22m · 7.2

Lois initially believes the new babysitter she's arranged for Jamie is ideal, a sentiment that quickly begins to unravel as the sitter proves increasingly exasperating. Separately, Reese finds himself the target of the teacher’s displeasure

10. Malcolm's Money
Jan 6, 2006 · 22m · 6.9

A check for ten thousand dollars arrived for Malcolm. The news quickly reached Hal and Lois, and after a brief discussion, they resolved to keep the money, planning to use it for a personal indulgence. Unfortunately for them, Dewey overhear

11. Bride of Ida (1)
Jan 13, 2006 · 22m · 6.9

With Lois, Hal, and Dewey away for a piano competition, they ask Ida to care for Malcolm and Reese in their absence. Ida, convinced Reese needs to embrace his masculinity, devises a contest between the two boys: the victor will be permitted

12. College Recruiters (2)
Jan 29, 2006 · 22m · 6.9

Francis, lacking funds, is persuaded by Dewey to seek honest employment, but fate intervenes when one of Francis’ musician acquaintances offers him the role of tour manager for his band. Meanwhile, back at home, Hal assumes responsibility f

13. Mono
Feb 12, 2006 · 22m · 7.4

A doctor's visit reveals to Lois that she has contracted mononucleosis. Soon after, a surge of maternal instinct leads her to unknowingly pass the illness on to Malcolm. Consequently, Lois and Malcolm find themselves confined to a single ro

14. Hal Grieves
Feb 19, 2006 · 22m · 7.0

The news of his father's death brought Hal no sorrow; he’d never known the man, so the loss felt inconsequential. Determined to prevent such feelings from resurfacing, Hal indulged the boys' every whim, allowing truancy and even offering Ma

15. A.A.
Mar 5, 2006 · 22m · 7.1

Lois and Hal came to celebrate Francis’s one-year milestone of sobriety. The occasion took an unexpected turn, however, when they attended one of his Alcoholics Anonymous meetings, revealing the truth of how he’d begun drinking: it was Lois

16. Lois Strikes Back
Mar 19, 2006 · 22m · 8.2

When a quartet of popular high school girls orchestrate a cruel prank on Reese – falsely claiming he has a secret admirer and then leaving a pig on his doorstep – Lois steps in to defend him. She meticulously plots retribution against the f

17. Hal's Dentist
Mar 26, 2006 · 22m · 6.8

When Hal loses a tooth during a poker game, his friend Trey urges him to visit the dental office. However, the situation strains their friendship when Hal is confronted with a $2,000 bill, sparking a heated argument between them. Elsewhere,

18. Bomb Shelter
Apr 2, 2006 · 22m · 7.7

Driven by a desire to impress a girl, Malcolm enrolls in a local dance class. However, when she stumbles during a routine, he understands that victory in the upcoming competition demands a more capable partner. A fellow student, Dick, who a

19. Stevie in the Hospital
Apr 9, 2006 · 22m · 7.2

Stevie’s trip to the hospital sparks a flurry of excuses from Malcolm, each one a desperate attempt to avoid confronting the reality of his declining health. Simultaneously, at home, Hal develops an intense rivalry with his new remote-cont

20. Cattle Court
Apr 16, 2006 · 22m · 7.0

Returning to his job at the meat plant, Reese encounters Carrie, a charming vegetarian. Initially, he plays along with her passionate political views, but she discovers him with a pork chop. Determined to win her back, Reese orchestrates th

21. Morp
Apr 23, 2006 · 22m · 7.5

Reese has a deal for senior prom: he’ll take Janine, the diligent girl from his classes, but only if she orchestrates a complete transformation of his appearance and subjects him to a rigorous course in etiquette. In contrast, Malcolm finds

22. Graduation
May 14, 2006 · 22m · 8.5

The honor of valedictorian weighed heavily on Malcolm, and his speech faltered under the pressure. But his mother, Lois, remained unmoved by his anxieties, declaring instead that she envisioned a future for him in the highest office the nat

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