Synopsis

For those who create new things, patents offer vital protection against misappropriation. However, when patent trolls exploit the system by accumulating patents and issuing threats of litigation, businesses are often compelled to spend exorbitant sums. Furthermore, CNN has prepared a comprehensive video intended for broadcast during the apocalypse – a video, we are told, of remarkably little interest. We have engaged Martin Sheen to assist in making humanity’s final moments more bearable.