Synopsis

## Bikini Space Planet Johnny was spirited away by two aliens he affectionately dubbed "shiny mamas" and transported to their home planet. Before any romantic possibilities could unfold, however, they insisted on subjecting him to a series of rather unpleasant trials. Deeming him a flawless male exemplar upon completion, they crowned him their king. Shortly thereafter, distracted by a request to repair the viewing cable, they settled in to watch *Braveheart*, captivated by Mel Gibson and utte