## Bikini Space Planet Johnny was spirited away by two aliens he affectionately dubbed "shiny mamas" and transported to their home planet. Before any romantic possibilities could unfold, however, they insisted on subjecting him to a seri…

Johnny, celebrated as Fatty Nuggets’ millionth customer, found himself the recipient of a cruise prize he hadn’t particularly desired – until learning that women would be aboard. His enthusiasm, however, quickly faltered when he boarded the…

Johnny discovered he’d exhausted his supply of Mr. Kevin’s Triple Strength Hair Cement, only to learn the factory had ceased operations, rendering it unavailable everywhere. In a desperate search for an alternative, he purchased numerous st…

A letter arrived for Johnny, containing a form with bubbles to indicate his preferred career path. However, a mishap occurred – he inadvertently included a photograph of Suzy alongside the completed sheet. The resulting assessment declared,…

By chance, a demon was called into being, and with Johnny’s unwitting assistance, began to sow discord across the globe. This mischief manifested in seemingly minor acts: trampling lawns marked with "Keep Off The Grass" signs, and smuggling…

Deep within the woods, Johnny and Carl became disoriented, losing their way amongst the trees. It was there that Johnny found himself captivated by a local woman, drawn to her presence and wanting nothing more than to remain. Yet, despite h…

Ignoring his mother’s counsel, Johnny tore apart a chain letter, an act that promptly ushered in a string of unfortunate events—followed, quite unexpectedly, by the arrival of Dionne Warwick.

Johnny found himself face to face with Squint Ringo, a man who bore an uncanny resemblance to Steven Seagal, and unexpectedly became his stunt double for the television program.

Weary of his princely duties in a distant land, a royal found himself captivated by Johnny’s striking resemblance to himself. An audacious scheme took shape: the two men would exchange identities, stepping into one another's lives.

Johnny decided to prepare a memorable dinner for his mother and, with considerable enthusiasm, purchased a lobster. However, the crustacean proved stubbornly resistant to his plans.

With some assistance from his father and Carl, Johnny secured a position as a fashion model, hoping it would provide opportunities to connect with other models. Sadly, an unfortunate encounter with poison ivy led to his dismissal from the j…

## To Helga and Back Our protagonist, having ordered a dream woman through the mail, finds himself with a spirited Swede named Helga – an unexpected arrival. Johnny, disinclined to welcome her, attempts to sabotage any burgeoning connect…

With summer arriving, Johnny decided to take on a job as a lifeguard, hoping it would offer opportunities to meet women.

Due to an administrative error, Johnny found himself unexpectedly incarcerated within a women’s correctional facility.

A bewildering error sent Johnny hurtling into orbit alongside a chimpanzee.

When Bunny installed a V-chip to restrict Johnny’s television viewing, Johnny retaliated by moving into a trailer, where Carl became his new roommate. It wasn't long before Johnny and Carl found themselves at odds over the television, and C…

Concerned about losing his beloved beef jerky if the discount shop closes its doors, Mr. Bravo organized a fundraising telethon, hoping to collect as much as ten thousand dollars to ensure its survival.

Having demolished Carl’s brand-new computer, trampled Mama’s flowerbeds, and watched Suzy’s balloon drift into the sky, Johnny desperately wished he had never been born. Just then, Maurice, a guardian angel, appeared to show him what life w…

While keeping watch over Carl’s science experiment, Johnny had the misfortune of transforming himself into a fly. He now exists as a being with a human head atop a fly’s body, an unsettling predicament mirrored by the creature that occupies…

After losing his mother amidst the bustle of a shop, young Johnny found himself placed with a foster family living far north, in the stark beauty of the Arctic.

Pops was convinced he could transform the boisterous, unsophisticated Johnny Bravo into a respectable gentleman, ready to be presented amongst high society, all within a week.

To settle a surprisingly hefty dry-cleaning bill, Johnny was forced to part with the family cow. He managed to trade her for two bottles of hair tonic, but disaster struck when he accidentally spilled the contents. Immediately, a colossal s…

Driven by a desire to impress a lovely young woman who adored dogs, Johnny brought an emu into his life – a decision that quickly proved far more complicated than he’d anticipated.

Driven by a desire for a lunchtime rendezvous with a young woman who adored dogs, Johnny acquired an emu – a decision that quickly resulted in widespread chaos and dismay. Later, while traveling through the South Seas, Johnny found hims…

Johnny had won a complimentary journey for two to Jerky Town, and brought his father, Pops, along. It turned out Johnny was slated to inherit the leadership of Jerky Town, and Pops unexpectedly discovered the closely guarded secret behind t…

A being from another world arrived on Earth, carrying within him the key to universal peace. After Johnny befriended him, and brought him to see his acquaintance Pops, they found themselves pursued by a relentless crowd. Ultimately, the ali…

Bunny has found a new admirer, a gentleman named Raul Montoya. However, Johnny suspects Raul’s affections are disingenuous, believing he's only interested in Bunny for her inheritance. Ultimately, though, Bravo discovers that Raul had actua…

A simple mistake on official records meant Johnny was unexpectedly required to repeat the fourth grade.

Johnny purchased an abdominal exercise machine, only to find his muscles contorting into the unmistakable likeness of Mount Rushmore, instantly transforming him into a local curiosity.

Johnny brought little Suzy along to see her beloved children’s show, and unexpectedly found himself pulled onto the stage as part of the performance.

To lend a hand to young Suzy’s softball team, Johnny adopted the guise of a girl, one who appeared unusually tall for her years.

Lost in a moment of distraction, Johnny boarded the incorrect bus and found himself unexpectedly enrolled at computer camp, where Carl happened to be one of the counselors.

Marooned after the wreck, Johnny found himself sharing a deserted island with a beautiful young woman, who seemed determined to evade his company at every turn.

A stumble sent Johnny sprawling into a viscous pool of hair gel, and in an instant he was adrift, propelled through time itself to find himself blinking in the light of five centuries hence.

When Johnny arrived, the Amish welcomed him warmly, assuming he was a distant relation come home after many years.

Driven by a sense of compassion, Johnny resolved to treat Carl kindly, believing his end was near. This generosity, however, proved an opportunity for Carl to exploit.

Mistaken for a skilled martial artist, Johnny found himself agreeing to assist a small town south of the border in confronting a notorious outlaw.

Determined to bridge the rift between his mother and the family newly arrived next door, Johnny hoped to secure a date with their daughter, who played the tuba.

Dusting dirt from a newly unearthed pot shard, Carl turned to Johnny and began to speak of a different life, a time long past. He described himself, not as the man standing before him, but as a caveman—a solitary figure perpetually searchin…

While strolling through the park, Johnny unexpectedly encountered a starship captain and found himself abruptly transported onto the vessel. Once aboard, he embroiled himself in conflict, battling the alien captain, Kharlok.

A babe was left upon Johnny’s doorstep, and he took it in, tending to its needs with quiet devotion. But as time passed, a disquieting truth began to surface: this child possessed an unsettling power, a dark potential for malevolence that s…

Drawn by the undeniable allure of the profession, Johnny decided to become a detective—a career choice he suspected would prove agreeable to the fairer sex. His first case arrived swiftly: little Suzy’s beloved doll had vanished, and she wa…

With the entire town council struck by a sudden bout of food poisoning at the annual picnic, the responsibility of mayor unexpectedly falls to Johnny. This is undoubtedly among our most humorous installments—be sure not to miss it.

Sister Sara tended to Johnny as he recovered from a dizzying episode brought on by the strong scent of cologne, and hinted that a shared evening might be possible should he behave himself.

When Johnny borrows Mama’s beloved hot rod, Carl persuades him to sign up for an automobile race. Carl intends to control the car remotely with a joystick, but disaster strikes when the device malfunctions, leaving Johnny unexpectedly at th…

Johnny escorted Suzy to an art museum, but it was there, in a moment of impulsive gesture, that he left his mark – quite literally – upon the wall with the imprint of his posterior. And in that unexpected act, Johnny became an artist.

Johnny and Mrs. Bravo spent a day immersed in the rustic charm of a working ranch, where Johnny set about attempting to teach D’Ablo, a spirited horse, the art of winning a young woman’s affections.

Mrs. Bravo and Suzy were eager participants in a local baking competition, but their plans took an unexpected turn when Mrs. Bravo suffered an injury while enjoying a spirited game of touch football. Suddenly, Johnny found himself stepping …

After Johnny tasted a bite of Pops’ fiery chili, he reached for Carl’s fountain of youth potion to soothe the burn. This caused him to transform back into an infant, a change that would last until four in the afternoon; however, his mother …

Driven by a desire for authority, Johnny took a job as a security guard at the local shopping mall. However, his duties quickly devolved; instead of apprehending criminals, he spent his time flirting with women and indulging in video games.…

Consumed by guilt for having once convinced young Suzy that the tooth fairy was a fabrication, Johnny decided to impersonate the mythical creature. To confirm his assumed role, Suzy insisted he fulfill three wishes as proof of his true iden…

Johnny was a humble farmer from the lowest rung of society, and he found himself captivated by Shelia, a young woman of considerable wealth and privilege. Their story unfolded with a tragic echo of the Titanic; disaster struck and their ves…

Carl, Suzy, and Johnny each offered their own version of the events that unfolded during that painful period.

The yearly Weasel Roundup was thrown into disarray by the arrival of a striking animal rights advocate. She suggested that her opinion of Johnny would shift if he showed compassion for animals. Driven by good intentions, Johnny rescued a pi…

Drawn by the sight of a girl costumed as a distressed maiden, Johnny found himself amidst a Renaissance carnival. Convinced he’d stumbled through some inexplicable gateway and truly arrived in medieval times, he attempted to impress the tow…

Having been unexpectedly struck by a boy harboring a secret fondness for young Suzy, Johnny assembled the most capable individuals he knew to confront the looming threat they presented.

Master Hama, Johnny’s karate instructor, confidently asserted that even his least accomplished students were superior to those of his competitor. This bold claim provoked a direct challenge. Now, to safeguard the reputation of their dojo, J…

Johnny and Mrs. Bravo traveled to Canada, where Johnny attempted to charm a young woman in the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. His pursuit, however, led him not to romance but to the apprehension of Slimy Pierre, a notorious criminal.

At his prestigious boarding school, Johnny found himself the target of three boys—Nigel, Eurhart, and Piggy—who seemed determined to engineer some sort of mischief involving him.

Mama sent Johnny with the electricity bill, but through a mishap, he found himself at the laboratory of an eccentric scientist. There, much to his surprise, he was duplicated – cloned. Now, Johnny faces the daunting task of convincing every…

Johnny and Mrs. Bravo traveled to Scotland, and Johnny returned with a souvenir.

Johnny presented Mrs. Bravo with some smushweed, a plant to which she is unfortunately allergic; consequently, he found himself unexpectedly assuming her role as den mother for Suzy’s troop.

A stumble sent Johnny sprawling into Carl’s time machine, instantly transporting him to ancient Rome. There, against his will, he found himself compelled to participate in the gladiatorial contests of the Colosseum.

Johnny ate with such haste that he brought on a violent bout of hiccups. He then sought out a lovely physician, who informed him that should the hiccups linger, he could return for a more direct form of therapy. Determined to secure this tr…

After being swept out to sea by a sudden whirlpool, Johnny became entangled in a fishing net and awoke to find himself in Sea Land. Convinced he had discovered the legendary lost city of Atlantis, he gazed upon his surroundings with wonder.

With a gesture echoing ancient legend, Johnny drew a hammer from a solid block of ice – as if pulling a sword from stone. The act transformed him; suddenly, he possessed the might and bearing of a Norse god. The deities themselves then decl…