Synopsis

A tremor of panic ran through Rattus; the Rat Queen was making a visit to the sewer, and he was utterly unsure of proper courtly conduct! And the ambition! If he could only impress the Queen, perhaps he might ascend to become the next Rat King. Fortunately, assistance arrived in the unexpectedly refined form of Fred Sirieix, of *First Dates*. A man intimately acquainted with the nuances of polite society, Fred would guide Rattus through the history of manners and etiquette, a vital aid in fulfi