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Horrible Histories (2009 – ...)

2009 • 11 seasons • Comedy, Family • TV-PG
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Horrible Histories — Series 1

13 episodes · Apr 16, 2009

Get ready for a hilariously gruesome romp through history! This 13-episode BBC series, inspired by the wildly popular *Horrible Histories* books, delivers history exactly as it was – messy, shocking, and surprisingly funny. Forget dry textbooks; prepare for an anarchic whirlwind of foul facts, rotten rulers, beastly battles, and downright evil inventions. Expect catchy songs, quirky cartoons, and laugh-out-loud quizzes, all guided by a delightfully cheeky talking rat. From the Savage Stone Age to the Woeful Second World War – covering everything from Awful Egyptians and Rotten Romans to Vicious Vikings, Terrible Tudors, Gorgeous Georgians, and Vile Victorians – *Horrible Histories* doesn’t shy away from the messy details of the past. It's history with all the nasty bits gloriously intact!

1. Episode 1
Apr 16, 2009 · 30m · 6.5

Captain Blackheart harbored a peculiar disquiet: the encroaching notion of an early bedtime. Meanwhile, a surprising phenomenon swept through the kingdom as the four King Georges – a quartet of young men with voices like honey – coalesced i…

2. Episode 2
Apr 23, 2009 · 30m · 6.0

The flint-clad healer, accustomed to bone and herb, found himself bewildered by the stranger’s ailments. Meanwhile, in a land of sun and sand, a king conceived a monument to eternity – a pyramid, rising from the earth with the ambition of a…

3. Episode 3
Apr 30, 2009 · 30m · 5.5

The emperor, weary of the flickering discomfort of tallow candles, discovered a far more agreeable illumination. Meanwhile, in the bustling markets of the Nile, a merchant sought to lighten his purse through shrewd economy.

4. Episode 4
May 7, 2009 · 30m · 6.3

Bob recounts the entirety of Roman history in a mere two minutes, while the Tudors celebrate their lineage in song, and a peculiar Victorian gentleman consumes the preserved heart of Louis XIV.

5. Episode 5
May 14, 2009 · 30m · 7.0

A clergyman crafted a piano from living swine, the Emperor Caligula declared war upon the ocean, and certain revolting beautification practices originated in Ancient Egypt.

6. Episode 6
May 21, 2009 · 30m · 7.0

A malevolent deity from Greek myth makes an unexpected appearance on a midday talk show. In a lavish exchange, a wealthy Georgian man trades wives for a woman of the countryside. And lurking in the shadows of the medieval world are creature…

7. Episode 7
May 28, 2009 · 30m · 8.0

A noxious odor permeates the Houses of Parliament, while Cinderella endures the hardships of the Blitz, and Helen of Troy divulges the intricacies of her passionate affairs.

8. Episode 8
Jun 4, 2009 · 30m · 6.0

Christmas cheer takes a decidedly unpleasant turn as the Saxons gift each other truly appalling presents. A prehistoric man attempts culinary artistry on national television, while a deeper look reveals the surprisingly strange origins of t…

9. Episode 9
Jun 11, 2009 · 30m · 7.0

HHTV News reports live from amidst the Great Plague: a Victorian inspector assesses the school's disciplinary methods, ensuring a suitably harsh environment; meanwhile, Thumbelina meets an untimely and unpleasant end in the water.

10. Episode 10
Jun 18, 2009 · 30m · 7.0

From the front lines of the Battle of Thermopylae, HHTV delivers live updates. Meanwhile, in unexpected displays of resourcefulness, Celtic women are repurposing severed heads for decorative purposes. And a grim reality emerges regarding th…

11. Episode 11
Jun 25, 2009 · 30m · 8.0

Victoria, Queen of England, discovers that the familiar comforts of her realm are not as purely British as she believed. A Viking warrior, ever garrulous, insists on expressing himself entirely in verse. And on the program known as 'Axe Fac…

12. Episode 12
Jul 2, 2009 · 30m · 7.0

Miss Ainsworth, a teacher of some years, found herself increasingly bewildered by the nomenclature of her young charges. Meanwhile, the Roman authorities were reportedly experiencing a rather unfortunate shortage of suitable beasts for publ…

13. Episode 13
Jul 9, 2009 · 30m · 7.0

In a languid haze of privilege, an idle nobleman conceived the sandwich. Meanwhile, the Romans staged culinary spectacles so dreadful they bordered on the grotesque. And the Bard himself, William Shakespeare, found his creative spirit shado…