
Evil Con Carne — Season 1
A morning sickness seized Evil’s “stomach,” confining both Boscov and Hector to their beds. Yet, when an opportunity for global conquest arose, Stomach was reluctantly detached, and they set off toward Great Britain aboard a colossal blimp.…
Weary of his troops, Hector abruptly disbanded his army and turned to Dr. Ghastly with a peculiar request: to construct for him a legion of robots. However, Skarr intervened, reprogramming the mechanical soldiers to pledge their loyalty to …
Hector concluded that the world’s most nefarious masterminds were inadvertently hindering one another's ambitions, and resolved to bring them together under a single banner. Captain Cod Commando assembled a strike force to thwart this burge…
Destructicus Con Carne, son of Hector and Major Doctor Ghastly, arrived as a visitor from the future. He came simply to greet his parents, though in doing so, he inadvertently revealed events yet to come and disclosed his role as a guardian…
Doctor Ghastly, a man of considerable renown, unveiled his latest invention: the Cerebro-Ransmuter 2000. This remarkable device promised the extraordinary feat of transferring Hector’s mind into another form, and Skarr was selected as its v…
Con Carne’s adversary, Estroy, constructed a robotic woman for Skarr, blind to both her metallic form and the deadly timer counting down within her. Subsequently, he returned to the island, dismissing all attempts at warning.
The episode opens with Hector enslaving people across the globe through a deceptive telemarketing scheme. Almost immediately, the super team SPORK receives an urgent summons and races to Hector’s stronghold, where a fierce battle erupts. In…
Hector remained inside the armored vehicle while Boskov pleaded to be released. Dr. Ghastly secured Boskov with a lead and took him for a walk. Sensing an opportunity, Skar made a call to Russia… At the airport, Boskov’s former Russian trai…
The episode opens with Hector tormenting Cod Commando within his hidden underwater base. Ignoring a cautionary word from Dr. Ghastly, Hector inadvertently triggers the base’s self-destruction, leaving both he and Cod Commando stranded on a …
Skarr was eavesdropping on Hector and Dr. Ghastly as they discussed their new secret weapon – a disintegration gun. To their dismay, Estroy unveiled an improved version of the device, surprising them further by extending an invitation to di…
This is a brief musical work. It opens with Hector declaring his affections through song, which swiftly transitions into a grandiose justification for world domination. This gives way to Dr. Ghastly’s exposition of her scientific endeavors,…
The formidable Major Dr. Ghastly seized upon an old acquaintance, compelling his assistance in the construction of a devastating device.
The esteemed Doctor Ghastly unveiled his Temporal Confabulationater Izationizer Unit – a time machine of remarkable efficacy. The device’s success proved startling; Ghastly, Hector, and Skarr found themselves unexpectedly face to face with …
When Hector Con Carne plotted to spoil the festive season, it was Rupert, the reindeer with the distinctive green nose, who stepped in to save Christmas.
Doctor Ghastly learned with surprise that Hector’s head might remain whole, and immediately dispatched a search party to recover it. This unfolding narrative also sheds light on the unusual circumstances of Doctor Ghastly's acquaintance wit…
A mishap occurred when General Skarr inadvertently wandered into Major Doctor Ghastly’s experimental disintegration ray, triggering a startling regression. The General began to transform, reverting through stages of his evolutionary past, m…
A mishap in the laboratory saw General Skarr blunder into Major Doctor Ghastly’s experimental devolution ray. The effect was immediate; the general began to regress through stages of his evolutionary past, manifesting as a hulking ape among…
With a frustrated roar, Hector Con Carne commanded his chief scientific advisor, Major Doctor Ghastly, to construct him a replacement form. Boskov the Bear’s unfortunate diversion – a sudden and overwhelming craving leading him straight tow…
Doctor Ghastly unveiled her newest invention, a device intended for global conquest, but General Skarr, Chief of Staff to Con Carne, deployed a colossal robot dog—a scaled-up replica of Con Carne’s diminutive chihuahua, Enrique Jr.—in an ef…
Captured by park rangers, Boskov found himself confined within the city zoo. Predictably, Con Carne seized the opportunity, rallying the other resident bears to a scheme of global domination.
General Skarr betrayed Con Carne to the FBI after discovering that Con Carne was listed as "the World's 23rd Most Wanted," bearing a substantial cash reward. Finding every lawyer on Earth unwilling to represent him, Con Carne found himself …
Doctor Ghastly’s newest scheme for global conquest involves The Almighty Stink Ray, with which Con Carne intends to blanket the world in an unbearable stench unless he receives a substantial ransom and a modest parcel of land in Montana. On…
Doctor Ghastly’s newest scheme for global control takes the form of the Almighty Stink Ray, and with it, Con Carne intends to blanket the world in an unbearable stench unless he receives a substantial ransom and a modest parcel of land in M…
Driven by a desire for global domination, Con Carne seized control of a television program resembling a gentle children's show, intending to sway the world through the hearts of its youngest viewers.
As fate would have it, Boskov entered hibernation precisely on the day Con Carne planned to launch his global conquest. Evading the slumbering giant, Con Carne shattered the container secured upon the bear’s head, only to find himself unexp…
As precisely as Con Carne had planned their global invasion, Boskov chose that very day to enter hibernation. Escaping the slumbering giant required brute force; Con Carne shattered the containment unit fixed atop the bear's head and found …

