
'Allo 'Allo! — Series 2

With the departure of the British airmen – or so René believes – a fresh complication arises: Herr Flick is now in possession of all three versions of *The Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies*, the original and two forgeries alike. As Herr …

René found himself entangled in a painful predicament: torn between the affections of two waitresses, Yvette and Maria, and the obligations to his wife, Edith—a woman who, as his widow, held dominion over his fortune. He simply could not su…

The scene resumes almost immediately where we left off, with the cow, crammed full of airmen, narrowly avoiding capture by a German patrol as they wait for the plane’s arrival. Their hopes sink as it becomes clear the aircraft won’t land, i…

Having failed to disable the train destined to deliver the replica of the Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies to Hitler, René and the Captain found themselves captured by the local Resistance. Their predicament was swiftly resolved, however…

René attempted to evade Monsieur Alphonse, the undertaker’s challenge to a duel, but Lieutenant Gruber stepped forward in his place. Yet, the Colonel and the Captain were determined to protect René and devised a scheme to orchestrate an “ac…

Having fled the duel with Monsieur Alphonse, René sought refuge in hiding. He was rescued by Michelle, a member of the Resistance, who smuggled him back into the café disguised as one of their own, while she assured Monsieur Alphonse that R…


