Synopsis

From New York City, it’s Chris Parnell. Tonight’s sketches feature: a message from the President of the United States; a Swiffer Sweepers bit (a rerun from the Sarah Michelle Gellar episode earlier this season); the Bloder Brothers; a CBS News report on school elections; The Sadistic Bikini Waxer; the Ferey Muhtar Talk Show; Missy Elliott’s weight loss tape; Falconer; Pier 1 Imports; Goodwin Attorney; and Vasquez.