Synopsis

Here are some titles, rendered in a more natural literary style, while preserving the original meaning and approximate length: * "A Male Skater's Discomfiture in Tight Trousers" * "The Pat Stevens Show, Featuring Mrs. Bush and Mrs. Dole" * "The Bean Cafe: Beans Only" * "On 49th and First: Two Men Seeking Connection" * "‘Stick Up!’ The Vietnam Veteran’s Dramatic Declaration" * "Struggling for a Conclusion to a Poor Sketch" * "Casey Kasem Interprets The Beatles" * "Calvee