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1000 Ways to Die (2009 – 2012)

2009 • 8 seasons • Drama, Horror • TV-14
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Season 3Season 4

1000 Ways to Die · S3E14 — If You're Dead - Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You

Season 3 episodes

1. Death on a StickAug 3, 20102. Putting a Smiley Face on DeathSep 14, 20103. Stupid Is as Stupid DiesSep 21, 20104. Dead WrongsSep 28, 20105. Fatal DistractionsOct 5, 20106. The End Is WeirdOct 19, 20107. Hurry Up and DieOct 26, 20108. Death Puts On a Dunce CapNov 2, 20109. Young, Dumb and Full of DeathNov 9, 201010. Deep Fried DeathDec 8, 201011. Cure for the Common Death Pt. IIDec 15, 201012. Sudden DeathDec 22, 201013. Dying to Tell the StoryDec 29, 201014. If You're Dead - Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to YouJan 15, 201115. The One About Dumb People Dying!Feb 8, 201116. Getting a Rise from the DeadFeb 16, 201117. Ready or Not, Here Comes DeathFeb 23, 201118. Grave ErrorsMar 2, 201119. Killing Them SoftlyMar 9, 201120. Better Them Than UsMar 16, 201121. Dead Before They Know ItMar 23, 201122. Stupid Is as Death DoesMar 30, 201123. Mister DeathApr 6, 201124. Death, The New BlackJul 18, 201125. Death Be a Lady TonightJul 25, 201126. Today’s Special: DeathAug 1, 201127. Eat, Pray DieAug 8, 201128. Wait, Don't Tell Me – You’re Dead!Aug 15, 201129. Death - The Gift That Lasts ForeverAug 22, 201130. Death: One Size Fits AllAug 29, 201131. Deadliest KitschOct 24, 201132. Grave DecisionsOct 31, 201133. Dirt NapNov 7, 201134. Death Takes a VacationNov 14, 201135. Wild Wild DeathNov 21, 201136. Death PenaltiesJan 25, 201237. Die-abesticFeb 1, 201238. Star Death: The Last GenerationFeb 8, 201239. Death – Putting the “Fun” in “Funeral”Feb 22, 201240. Sor-Dead AffairFeb 29, 201241. Locked and Low DeadFeb 29, 2012

Synopsis

He was mad as a hatter, they said – a phrase born of a peculiar history. Not just a colorful idiom, but a reflection of a darker reality. A criminal’s pleas for help, ignored; a con artist’s self-inflicted wounds resulting in unforeseen, often more severe, consequences. The saying carried the weight of those forgotten cries and unintended fates, a chilling reminder that madness could manifest in many forms, and its echoes lingered long after the initial event.