My initial assessment gives it a score of 7.0 out of 10. A wave of fond memories washed over me—it’s like my younger self, around twelve years old, just did a backflip in parachute pants. I spent countless hours rewinding the original Toxic Avenger on well-worn VHS tapes until the tracking lines resembled snowstorms blanketing Tromaville. So when word came about a remake, I was apprehensive, fearing a watered-down, P…

The beginning wasn't promising; for the first ten minutes, it seemed like just "Tyrion Lannister" playing "Bruce Banner." However, I was pleasantly surprised to see that it built on those initial ideas, with a playful and self-aware tone, and featuring the character suitably equipped with his new radioactive mop as we embark on a crime adventure unlike any other. Kevin Bacon portrays “Bob Garbinger,” who heads a larg…