It’s hard to believe Akon contributed a song to this one. This 2006 reimagining of the 1959 movie 'The Shaggy Dog' is truly awful. The writing and humor feel phoned in; the jokes simply don’t work, and while I appreciate that they altered aspects of the original story, the plot itself feels incredibly weak – it seems their creative process stalled at the concept of 'man behaves like a dog,' assuming that alone wou…