The Batman vs. Dracula (2005) represents a three-way failure regarding the quality of its writing: it's a crossover film that borrows from public domain sources and went straight to video. To make matters worse, the script is full of cheesy vampire jokes that would embarrass Adam West. Lines like “Miss Vale lacks the bite I require in a mate,” or “You’re my second Batman tonight, and you’re both pains in the neck,” a…