Hello, my darklings. I’m Morella, and this is *Verotika*. If *The Room* from 2003 had been a spooky horror film, something like this would have resulted. Danzig would still be in charge of directing and the music, although I imagine Wiseau would also be co-directing alongside him. First part: Le Neckbreaker? It’s entertaining to hear the characters using that phrase with their fake French accents. Second …