It’s commendable that Showcase cinemas decided to release this film in the UK. That's really the only good thing I can say about it; everything else is nearly awful. The story revolves around director, writer, and star Michael Flatley, who plays retired secret agent "Victor Blackley"—a sort of sophisticated blend of Kevin Spacey and Bob Hope. He manages a luxurious Caribbean hotel with his friends "Nick" (Ian Beattie…