I'm completely blown away by how incredible this is; I just can’t seem to have enough of it.

What begins as an amusingly terrible movie quickly becomes simply bad when the story loses momentum early on. Still, its absurdity makes it worth seeing. It's a shame that Mike Jittlov, who spearheaded this film’s creation, didn’t achieve greater success; his special effects are remarkable given how little money and equipment he had available. He dedicated half a decade to making this movie, possibly the only film ev…