That’s pretty much the whole story. When a movie has a title like "Bikini Girls on Ice," certain things come to mind. Bikinis are an obvious one, as is nudity, bad acting, sex, and above all else, campiness and silliness. The film was really missing those last two qualities, even though it didn't quite live up to what the title suggested. It could have been more outrageous, but it also needed to embrace a sill…