“Hey Dad!”, Asia exclaims to Dario – “I’d love to appear in a 'Dracula' film.” His response? "Alright then," followed by, "I can make that happen. Even better—let’s do it in 3D!". A few casual phone calls later resulted in this awkward movie resembling something you’d see on television, claiming to be seductive but really just a cheap and unoriginal retelling of a story that's already been told countless times. Unax …

It’s disappointing to note there’s quite a bit of exaggerated performances throughout the film, and also some instances of poor acting. The filmmakers chose not to explore Dracula's history as other adaptations have done. There are numerous scenes with nudity, which feels like an uninspired trope. The narrative felt disjointed at times, almost as if random segments were assembled without much cohesion. While there we…