Were you ever fooled by a movie title? Did you choose it from the video store because of the name and then discover it wasn't what you thought—not *Alien*, not *The Terminator*—and regret not paying closer attention to the details? Or maybe you were drawn in by Maria Ford’s presence, thinking… well, you know. Perhaps you saw “Alien Terminator” and imagined a cheesy version of *Alien*, with Maria Ford involved? …