The two boys, Sam (Lewis Howlett) and his friend Jacob (Joe Eales), are understandably nervous as they prepare for their first confession. It’s not that they've done anything terrible – certainly nothing like murder – but perhaps that’s part of the issue. They haven't misbehaved at all, and they really don't want to be forced to wear dresses. To get a sense of what they might actually say during the ceremony, they de…