“Danny” (played by Danny Kaye) has managed to convince everyone he’s ill to avoid being drafted, though Uncle Sam isn't buying his claim of an ailment more common in fish. Regardless, along with his friend “Joe” (Dana Andrews), he finds himself at a training camp where two of the officers turn out to have been nurses in his past. "Mary" (Constance Dowling) has caught his attention, but she seems to favor Joe instead.…