I've fallen for this twice now—twice lured into what turned out to be softcore pornography disguised as a film. And both times, it was just awful. I don’t mind if a movie is leaning on sex appeal, but surely there could be something else going on too? Anything at all!? Final rating:½ - It's so poorly made that it’s genuinely upsetting. I honestly don’t know if I’ll ever get over this.