“Holiday in Handcuffs” (2007) features Melissa Joan Hart as a woman from a progressive family near Seattle who doesn’t quite measure up to her relatives' expectations. After being dumped by her boyfriend just before the holidays, she essentially abducts a man—played by Mario Lopez—and insists he pretend to be her partner for a Christmas cabin getaway. The movie seems to blend elements of “Misery” (1990) and “Buffa…