Those lines—"Come on, Casey. Come on," "Get to the house! Get to the house!" and “Body GPS”—are all you really need to know before deciding whether or not to see this film; if you skip it based on those few phrases, you won't be missing out on much.

I’m not opposed to simple action movies, and I like Aaron Eckhart. However, in my view, Classified is just badly made. The narrative feels weak, populated by characters who don't seem believable and featuring awkward fight scenes that lack any sense of cohesion. Basically, while uncomplicated action films can be acceptable, they absolutely require a solid script—even if it’s not complex—that manages to tell an…